Basically, the evil satanic pedophiles who rule the world would rather die than admit to their crimes and be stuck to rot in jails forever. I'd love to see them wither away in prison but I'd also love to know that they're no longer causing evil on this earth and are safely tucked away in hell where they belong.

The mass suicides might also include normies or lefties who realize that they've been lied to, every celebrity they worshipped was a pedo who abused and ate kids, and that the government does not actually value them or their feelings.