So instead of being a heterosexual male, I’m now a heterosexual female, and I’m also identifying as being in my third trimester. Let’s see if I can be approved for maternity leave.
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That's not super straight of you.
Side note: my girlfriend identifies as my boyfriend
How would that work in the bedroom, would we just...scissor?
Come on, man......errrr....mam... :P
Thank you for the correction - muh feelings almost got nuked!
Update: my cat agreed to identify as my newborn son. I’m so proud of her...err...him.
This is something we should run with. Make fun of them by saying our pets identify as stuff they aren’t. Could catch on and piss them off.
I identify as attackhelicopter and will require an extra large parking space with an H painted on it.
No, not that kind.
This is funny...not only because it is (much kek to you) but because they HAVE to tolerate it! They made the bed time to sleep in it!
Here comes my preferred pronouns they’ll have to accept too kek
Tell them that you identify as a male transitioning into a different male.
Why does your boss want your co-workers to know who you like to sleep with?
They’re all about lefty ideals - social justice, equality, inclusion - it’s all bullshit
Those are the opposite of lefty ideals.
They're against justice, against equality and among the most exclusive cults on earth.
Well yeah, we know that - it’s all virtue signaling BS
Oh shit ??
Start looking for a new job!
Pay attention to who needs help filling theirs out!!
That’s “madlady” to you!
mad "person of gender"
there are literally 86-95 genders I will accidentally get it right one of these baddly worded transcripts.
I am not up to the latest alfabat soup lgbtQqapedo