So instead of being a heterosexual male, I’m now a heterosexual female, and I’m also identifying as being in my third trimester. Let’s see if I can be approved for maternity leave.
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Update: my cat agreed to identify as my newborn son. I’m so proud of her...err...him.
This is something we should run with. Make fun of them by saying our pets identify as stuff they aren’t. Could catch on and piss them off.