Real life biker meme/mask. Had to share
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That bugs in the teeth shite is just that. When they go in your eye and you are going interstate and can't pull over with decent enough light to get it out immediately your fucking eye swells up like a ripe gourd and turns red as some vile hell spawn/ alien child. At highway + speed you feel the impact on your eyeball and then every minute after that it's like hessian underpants. ... and I always wore full face helmets. I would just flip the visor up on a nice day every now and then ...... bang, right in the fucking eye. Give me teeth anyday of the week.
Yeah it smacks you hard and your eye gets covered in bug juice. It's fucking disgusting.
Also had a spider crawl on my face inside the helmet at highway speeds, it had been hiding in my helmet overnight.
I'm from Arizona, I always check my helmet and shoes before putting them on. When I was a kid, I had the same helmet experience as you but I was on a dirt bike and I was going off a jump.
I also got hit by a big beetle we call a june bug. It hit me square in the middle of my goggles covering them with beetle juice. I was traveling about 85-90 MPH, the impact hurt like hell. Good times ...
You guys get surprise scorpions too ?
Those little buggers love getting into boots at night.
Good times!