Someone needs to come up with a one-size-fits-all answer that is both revelatory and existential in nature. A simple "no" or "yes" does nothing except trigger the recipient one way or the other. But something like "Does the Pope hide pedophiles?" or "The Universe knows".... those are just poor examples. Anyone coming up with the ideal answer to the question will win the internet for the day.
You could also do something to make them concerned (and to think).
"I did. Have YOU been tested for blood clotting or low platelet count yet?"
or
"I was advised by an official NOT to take the shot. They said they needed the right people to still be able to have children afterwards. What do you think they meant?"
I like the "Does the Pope hide pedophiles?" quip. Reminds them if you can't trust your holy man, how can you trust your doctor, much less your gubmint!
Someone needs to come up with a one-size-fits-all answer that is both revelatory and existential in nature. A simple "no" or "yes" does nothing except trigger the recipient one way or the other. But something like "Does the Pope hide pedophiles?" or "The Universe knows".... those are just poor examples. Anyone coming up with the ideal answer to the question will win the internet for the day.
Answer more mysteriously... to make them question themselves. :>)
"I got the REAL shot... not the ones they are giving to everyone else".
I like this one. Should make heads explode.
Maybe their religious zealotry invites my, "Got Jesus." response.
You could also do something to make them concerned (and to think).
"I did. Have YOU been tested for blood clotting or low platelet count yet?"
or
"I was advised by an official NOT to take the shot. They said they needed the right people to still be able to have children afterwards. What do you think they meant?"
No, thanks for asking, I have pre-existing conditions and don't want to get the post-vaccine covid infection we hear so much about. :'D
I have actually used:
"I have responsibilites, I can't afford to be disabled or to die."
followed by "I am at low risk without the 'vaccine' "
I like the "Does the Pope hide pedophiles?" quip. Reminds them if you can't trust your holy man, how can you trust your doctor, much less your gubmint!