You have probably read that hunter biden is going to be a guest speaker for a class at Tulane University called "Media Polarization and Public Policy Impacts". So, I called Tulane and asked to speak with someone in the President's office. I was transferred by the operator and was connected with a young lady named Jessica. A transcript of our conversation follows:

Me: Yes, Jessica, I just read that hunter biden is going to be a guest speaker for one of your classes.

Jessica: Yes he is, I just found out about that this morning.

Me: That's quite exciting.

Jessica: Yes, it is.

Me: Do you know if that will be open to the public, I'd love to hear what he has to say?

Jessica: No, I don't think it is.

Me: Oh, that's unfortunate. Well I do have a couple of questions for you. When he speaks in front of the class, will that be with clothes or without? How many prostitutes will he have with him? And will he have cocaine for everyone, or just for himself?

Jessica: I think this conversation is going in a wrong direction.

Me: Oh, I don't think so, I think it is all highly pertinent.

Jessica: Click

I would like to have talked a bit longer, but sadly, I expect she probably had another call she had to take. Maybe I'll call back. ?