Voting Edition

PA has a provision that no voter can be turned away for failure to wear a mask. FreeSpeechAnon likes that.

Approaching my polling place, about to be swarmed by the loser leftists begging people for votes.

Karen #1: "I'd like to aak for your vote for school board, my name is .."

Me: "I know who you are, Mrs. Karen #1, you taught me 3rd grade. Taught me so well actually that I know not to vote for tax-rasing, critical race theory leftists".

Karen #2: "I'm also running for school board".

Me: "I know, Mrs. Karen #2, you've been on this board since I went to high school with yoir daughter".

Karen #3: "You know you really need to wear a mask to go inside".

Me: "Actually all I have to do to go inside is walk thru the door. You aren't suggesting violating my voting rights due to your fear, are you?"

Karen #3: "The order from the governor is still active".

Me: "You mean the illegal dictate from the governor that we are specifically voting on today to end? What about the most recent CDC guidance that says vaccinated people no longer need masks"?

Karen #3: "So you're vaccinated?"

Me: "Ladles, it's been nice speaking to you, but now I need to go vote against all of you. Have a wonderful, covid-free day".

Fuck em