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Reese27 27 points ago +28 / -1

Tune in to Morning Joe to watch a literal meltdown

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Michelleobamasnuts 9 points ago +9 / -0

He’s not going to have a show at that point.

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DharmaRising108 8 points ago +8 / -0

That dude’s going to GITMO

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EUssr 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not good enough unless he provided everything necessary to hang the rest.

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DharmaRising108 3 points ago +3 / -0

Torture him until he does. These are enemy combatants, torture is justified.

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SmolPedeBestPede 1 point ago +1 / -0

And film it! I want to watch him break under the pressure.

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Darwyn 1 point ago +1 / -0

We can only hope it takes them 24-48 hours to arrest him so we can at least see one good meltdown for fun. How else are we going to mine salt?

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AmberWins 3 points ago +3 / -0

We're watching ole Joe unravel on the daily. Morning Joe, too.

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Marius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh hell I will actually pay to get cable just so I can watch CNN and MSNBC on a constant loop 24/7! Best entertainment going!

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kiwi_pede 17 points ago +17 / -0

Re-emerge from my long term self imposed social media hiatus with a colourfully worded post, and go collect that bottle of champagne owed to me as the result of a bet with my friend

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Bernieisacuck 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have $500 or so in bets with people that after Durham report I'll be proven right.

Sadly I never thought it would be this long to hear anything and last I heard they destroyed whatever evidence they had collected or something. Not to mention there isn't a single video of the man to prove his existence anywhere online. Will I be proven right? Or was I lied too? Time will tell but I believe NCSWIC

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MoniQuesmith303 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump wouldn't mention him if he wasn't real. For that alone, I have faith

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Queef_Anon 15 points ago +15 / -0

Smoke a giant bowl.

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Michelleobamasnuts 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fuck yeah!

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CMAnon 5 points ago +5 / -0

With you on that!

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Mary911 14 points ago +14 / -0

Give God all the Glory. Praise his name. Amen.

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SherryLusk 13 points ago +13 / -0

Praise Jesus! :)

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lavendarlady 13 points ago +13 / -0

Smile so damned big my face will hurt, then put a big sign up in my front yard saying " I told you so"

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wasupwitdis 12 points ago +12 / -0

Somehow I think this will cause a countrywide rally...Hell yes

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6daysandrest 12 points ago +12 / -0

Take a mental health day from work and do a little celebrating and a lot of thankful praying.

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Covfefeovertea1776 11 points ago +11 / -0

Praise Jesus and await some kind of presidential address to watch on tv with a huge smile on my face.

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Glowie777 11 points ago +12 / -1

Praise and thank Jesus Christ

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Vindicator63 10 points ago +10 / -0

Make a visit to the East Tennessee Veteran's Cemetery and tell my brothers "it's all good."

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NobodyLikesSplatter 5 points ago +5 / -0

God, yes!

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Lupinate 10 points ago +10 / -0

Give thanks to God, followed by an insane set of phone calls with family members back stateside. Then buy up stupid amounts of ganja and book time of work to celebrate.

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r00fus 10 points ago +10 / -0

Collect the $50k owed me.

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GA-Peach-Patriot 9 points ago +10 / -1

Finally get some sleep.

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ProphetBoi 9 points ago +9 / -0

Prepare to work. There's gonna be a lot of it in the days to come

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Sugartree2 8 points ago +8 / -0

Break up with my TDS boyfriend of 8 years.

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Glowie777 12 points ago +13 / -1

Why wait? He would mask/vax your kids...

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MordenGeist 12 points ago +12 / -0

Crazy is infectious. Shed that loon like the COVID Vax.

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Michelleobamasnuts 10 points ago +10 / -0

Why wait?

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qmatt 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sounds like a massive lib to date for 8 years and not propose. Ditch that loser

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PowderRoomPolitics 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's no time like the present....

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proverbs29_16 8 points ago +8 / -0

Praise God!!! celebrate, and watch the trials commence on TREASON and keep awake so that this doesn't happen again. Keep God in America!!!

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Recyclops 8 points ago +8 / -0

Invest heavily in Prison stocks. 😬

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FreedomloverUK [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Definitely a double meaning to that!

You buy the stocks and I'll get the rotten fruit!

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Recyclops 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good eye, I didn't notice the double entendre. 😃

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OldSoulPatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Rope

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CQVFEFE 8 points ago +8 / -0

Flying my Trump flag, death threats to me and my little dogs from my psycho neighbor be damned

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LucRaRnia 7 points ago +7 / -0

Be happy and do victory dance.

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magayd45 7 points ago +7 / -0

windmill my cock for 45 hours straight

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QDay 6 points ago +6 / -0

I am ordering a shofar and air horn for my truck. I will be going around my liberal city and blasting the air horn and shofar while flying my MAGA flag on the tailgate.

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HELLOGITMO 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ooh like this one!

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hundro 5 points ago +5 / -0

I guess I'll end my hunger strike.

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Nice_n_tangy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Drink the top shelf whiskey we bought for election night.

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inquimous 2 points ago +2 / -0

That too, I have a bottle of Royal Tokaj I was saving the same way.

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EUssr 4 points ago +4 / -0

Try my best to find a way to make lighthearted fun of the stupidty of the cultists to help them transition to light.

People seem to learn the quickest when their beliefs are ridiculed in just the right way, e.g. one that lets them feel like they aren't the target and along for good laughs while realizing the problem.

Not quite sure which parameters help force this behavior though. Would love any input.

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Magpi 4 points ago +4 / -0

Laugh. Dance. And gloat like hell to my lib brother and sister.

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freedomfountain 4 points ago +4 / -0

Continue living in the Now, the beautiful life I have been living. The manifestation of evidence made real is not NEWS. WE ALREADY WON. We should be singing, dancing, partying, praying RIGHT NOW, not when some little 3D proof shows up. WE CREATE. WWG1WGA.

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MNisahellhole 4 points ago +4 / -0

SLEEP FINALLY

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Mostly_Peaceful1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

I will retrieve the flag that I took down and folded on January 20th and put it back on my pole. I’ve been waiting for the Republic to be restored, until then it’s “don’t tread on me”

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kommisar6 4 points ago +4 / -0

drum circles!

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VetforTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just do it

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Munchaussen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Open the bottle of Kraken 94 I bought just after the election.

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Magpi 3 points ago +3 / -0

release the kraken! hahahaha

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LongTimeListener 3 points ago +3 / -0

Im hoping the first thing the libtards do is make suicide weekend a day that lives in the collective memory for thousands of years.

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CMAnon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Get back into the stock market

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Sunny1 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm going to thank God and hug my pepes. Then I'm going to update my phone which every day tells me I missed the update . With Trump I'm hoping that tracking people with their phones will be outlawed

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inquimous 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fall down in a rapture of joy and pray that I can be gracious to the sheep.

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PowderRoomPolitics 3 points ago +3 / -0

Amen!

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NobodyLikesSplatter 3 points ago +4 / -1

‘Mercian flag will go back up, next to my Marine Corps one. Go to church and thank Him profusely.

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NobodyLikesSplatter 2 points ago +2 / -0

And then probably have a few drinks and call up all the @ssholes who have said I’m an idiot.

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TeaMug71 2 points ago +3 / -1

The first thing I’m gonna ask him is.....”WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP PUSHING THESE POISON INJECTIONS “???

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PowderRoomPolitics 2 points ago +2 / -0

Praise God and Dance as David Danced!

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Richone 2 points ago +2 / -0

Put up my Trump signs and Trump flag!

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HELLOGITMO 2 points ago +2 / -0

Road trip from Oregon to Mara Lago or wherever he is then. I need to see him in person for once!

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CloseTheCircusDown 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank God, and then play YMCA from either my home or car speakers.

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pkripper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank the Lord 🙏🙏🙏

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oneuppin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cry.. happy tears.

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Deplorable_Badger 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm going on the interstate overpass with a giant Trump banner and American flag.

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BrotherAmerica 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cook a turkey over a charcoal grill while giving my children a homeschooling lesson about Jesus Christ. If I can think of any other practical, righteous things that the devil hates to throw in at the same time, I will.

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YaharaRiver 1 point ago +1 / -0

Put my flag right-side-up again!!

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AquaEyes777 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gloat.

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Blind_Marksman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Throw a YUGE party and everyone who voted for apple sauce brain isnt invited.

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DarkenRahl 0 points ago +4 / -4

why aint yuh censoring out names? you know trolls and shills and losers with nothing better to do with their life than ruin others are on here?

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FreedomloverUK [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

?

All 'trolls and shills and losers' have to do is to go into either GA or Telegram and see for themselves who they want go after. It's not fucking rocket science - even for dumbocrats or RINOs.