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GA2A 14 points ago +14 / -0

I said that recently. “I’m part of the control group. You’re welcome.”

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patriotic_legend 10 points ago +10 / -0

I said that as well, didnt get laughs from the vax taking sheep, but made me feel good.

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Koolaidhater 8 points ago +8 / -0

Oh...did you ask me a question? Sorry, but since I got my vaccination for Covid, I can't hear a damn thing. Now, what did you want to know?

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ConspiracyLinks 6 points ago +6 / -0

👍🏻

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trump2020voter 9 points ago +9 / -0

This has been my favorite to watch the short-circuiting happen.

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Retaining_H2O 30 points ago +30 / -0

"I used my connections, paid extra and got the REAL shot. I don't want to be sterile like everyone else, but I want to have kids."

"What about YOU? Which vax did you take?"

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rooftoptendie [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

This. Is. AWESOME.

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Speak4Yourself 8 points ago +8 / -0

this is a winner

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Emyrylde 26 points ago +26 / -0

Depends who is asking. My boss is supposed to start asking but didn't do it today for some reason. My reply will be that I do not discuss my medical information with anyone but my doctor. Period.

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rooftoptendie [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

what about if its just some Karen at the store?

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OneStitch 13 points ago +13 / -0

Just roll your eyes and keep walking.

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Emyrylde 9 points ago +9 / -0

Someone I don't know would get a "none of your business".

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Retaining_H2O 23 points ago +23 / -0

"No... I was told not to get the vax until I'm over this Covid and not infectious".

"The doctors have me on treatment, but they think I have some new strain of Covid that's not responding to medicine."

"You probably shouldn't stand close to me right now." :>)

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huggamoogle 22 points ago +23 / -1

Since we’re asking questions that are none of your fucking business, do you like anal?

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huggamoogle 8 points ago +9 / -1

I can’t take credit, I stole that from a meme I saw yesterday.

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Mad_Maximo 7 points ago +7 / -0

I ask for marriage licenses, then if none are produced, then it is advocatable for me to not produce my personal information.

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Nightcereus 22 points ago +22 / -0

Quickly rebound the question. 'Are you?' When they say yes, put your hands up in front of you and take a sharp step backwards. That should make them think.

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rooftoptendie [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

this is hilarious, i approve

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TheSkipperTwo 21 points ago +21 / -0

"I'm waiting for bigger prizes."

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Recyclops 6 points ago +6 / -0

This one made me laugh. I'm stealing it. 😂

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Precocious13 20 points ago +20 / -0

Are you on the pill? Because you look pregnant.

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HonestBobbin 8 points ago +8 / -0

https://media.tenor.co/images/dc74818034bdeb1cb1c8c136fb675ecf/raw

Wish I knew how to make that a usable GIF here.

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LoneWulf 5 points ago +5 / -0

Message the mods. This is a keeper.

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HonestBobbin 1 point ago +1 / -0

LoL

I used to be able to swipe from the right to get that info on my phone. Now I can't pull it up. I need to do this once I am on a PC.

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Litecola2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Concur!

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Mount_10_ear 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like it

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1Markseeker 18 points ago +19 / -1

Wag finger while saying "HIPAA"

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kish-kumen 6 points ago +7 / -1

Underrated comment Lolololol

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1Markseeker 10 points ago +10 / -0

A Transvaxite!

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rooftoptendie [S] 16 points ago +16 / -0

I am partial to the response "Show me your tits"

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FromBilgewater 11 points ago +11 / -0

Barney Frank has entered the chat.

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g8rb81 16 points ago +16 / -0

Yes, but I still won't have sex with you.

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YugeBallsBelieveMe 3 points ago +3 / -0

No I will not make out with you!

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Kussdom 16 points ago +16 / -0

Do you have Herpes?

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magachudd 5 points ago +5 / -0

Youch!! The herpaderps😬

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Imgonnagetusucka 14 points ago +14 / -0

Are you pregnant? A really good one for fat ladies ie. Karens.

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GA2A 7 points ago +7 / -0

I’m interested in seeing what happens with fertility in the coming years

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Rollndtx 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yep! That’s why I’m in this wheelchair! 🦽

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rooftoptendie [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

KEK, i'd love to see someone's face after that exchange.

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magachudd 12 points ago +12 / -0

Whats the results of your last colonoscopy? Oh, none of my business? Hmmm...

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surfrchick22 12 points ago +12 / -0

Why? Does yours not work? And then walk away

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Huskereyez 10 points ago +10 / -0

“I don’t want to show my privilege so I’m not getting it until every person of color and every female and all the elderly get there’s. Did you go ahead of them?”

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rooftoptendie [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

ooooooooh, that one calls for aloe!

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MagaMan1776 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'm not sure, I've taken so many experimental drugs I've stopped paying attention

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kish-kumen 10 points ago +10 / -0

"I ordered the Russian Sputnik-V vaccine from Ali Express, and self-injected at home."

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wideawakeuk 10 points ago +10 / -0

What is the average speed velocity of an unladen sparrow?

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eyerighteye 9 points ago +9 / -0

African or European?

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LoneWulf 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm not dead yet!

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Precocious13 5 points ago +5 / -0

Where'd you get a coconut in England?

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Gopgirl 10 points ago +10 / -0

Are you circumcised?

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eyerighteye 10 points ago +10 / -0

Fuck off with that commie shit.

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614Patriot 9 points ago +9 / -0

I have a rare contagious disease and the Covid vax is contraindicated. You may want to back up more than 6 feet so you do t get it too.

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FreeMainiac 9 points ago +9 / -0

No, I'd like to live long enough to see Trump back in office.

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HonestBobbin 8 points ago +8 / -0

Am I wearing a mask?

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numina18 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes, of course! (Tetanus, after stabbing hand with knife, circa 1999),

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Elizaboo 7 points ago +7 / -0

are you stupid??

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swizzley 7 points ago +7 / -0

Why? Did you get the Trump batch or the Biden batch? 1 of them gives you full blown AIDs.

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TCPatriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

No, and neither are you.

By the way, did you take that experimental gene therapy where the animal trials were abandoned due to catastrophic failure?

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RobFromTechServices 6 points ago +6 / -0

".....you're stepping on my dick"

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Queef_Anon 5 points ago +5 / -0

"No, sorry. I figured I'd avoid the vax since I have TB already. How much for the nicotine lozenges?"

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rooftoptendie [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

kekekekekk

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have been inoculated.

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Huskereyez 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oooooh goody we’re sharing medical info?! So what stds do you have?

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WeAreNotForgotten 5 points ago +5 / -0

Vaxxed? For what? (it's fun to play stupid with stupid)

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Chachiex 5 points ago +6 / -1

AstraZeneca Monsanto “Getting my second shot in June”

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Carmen1956 4 points ago +4 / -0

Are you circumcised?

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ChickyNug 4 points ago +4 / -0

Technically no, I'm not. But I identify as a vaccinated person.

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MilitaryJustice 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nope and never going to be vaxed either. Vax is for people that can't think for themselves.

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EnemiesDestroyed 4 points ago +4 / -0

“No.”

If they continue, it’s simple.

“I don’t think I need a reason.”

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patriotic_legend 4 points ago +4 / -0

Response, "do you have genital warts? herpes?" If it is a dude ask him, " have you ever had sex with man?" If he doesnt get it keep asking intrusive questions.

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LambofLiberty 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah I’ve been vaxxed (when I was a kid…)

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SharpCookie 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe when it's approved

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nunyadangbidness 4 points ago +4 / -0

No, but I can still recite the entire list of prepositions I learned in 7th grade. Wanna hear it?

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cnitescu 3 points ago +3 / -0

I usually reply that I used my white privilege to allow black and brown people the opportunity to get my shot.

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Robertkolodin 3 points ago +3 / -0

For Measles, polio, Chicken pox, and small pox And I'm too old to remember any of those

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Cabal-Bot 2 points ago +2 / -0

No I don’t need it. death stares abound 😆