A sheep dropped thier vaccination card. I happened to grab it and have a tape measure.
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Cashier: "Are you vaccinated?"
Me: "Do you like anal?"
Cashier: "Excuse me?"
Me: "Well, since we are asking questions that are none of our f-ing business, it seemed fitting."
LOL! You might end up getting more info (Major TMI) if that person does like it and isn't ashamed about discussing it. (oh my) I like to ask if they've had STDs or a recent colonoscopy, then reply to their confusion or shock by stating they're asking me about medical history so it's fair game.
What if he says yes? ?
Maintain firm grip on soap or whatever you are carrying
and don't turn your back on him