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Passthatwrench 51 points ago +51 / -0

I love reading these daily statements. He is like the heckler at a bad comedy show and funnier than the comedian

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What-Me-Worry 14 points ago +14 / -0

Great analogy Fren!

Mind if I use that?

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ThatDeviantGuy 12 points ago +12 / -0

It's the internet, no need to ask 🤪

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Passthatwrench 4 points ago +4 / -0

Go for it. Winning equals fun

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lllmiller 12 points ago +12 / -0

Sounds like a new Batman character “The Heckler”.

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KickingPugilist 10 points ago +10 / -0

LMFAO

Just a villain that talks shit and gets peoeple to boo you.

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Phishhed44 6 points ago +6 / -0

💥POW💥

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OldSoulPatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

BAM!

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307Sleeper 3 points ago +3 / -0

And he always tell the truth!

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7Nick9 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nutty Professor 🤣😂

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impera 21 points ago +21 / -0

Imagine using 'science' as some sort of mantra to wave away murder or terror charges based on crimes you have committed. Shooting his dumb mouth off like this and not showing any remorse for his actions is something that the prosecution should beat the entire jury with over and over until they unanimously convict him.

Sentenced to death by lethal injection has a nice ring to it.

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Slyver 8 points ago +8 / -0

Stick him in a cell for a month and make him vitamin D and zinc deficient (just like a lockdown with bad nutrition advice from "the science"). Then give him one dose of every version of the vaccine. Let him test the safety under those conditions.

I give him 50/50. If he lives he wins a lifetime vacay at the spa.

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OldSoulPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would give him only about 5-10% chance if you could confirm he never got any of placebo samples. If he were to survive that, then in about six months expose him to a new strain or two an see what happens.

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DeviantLlama 5 points ago +5 / -0

I agree 100%.

I only disagree with the method of execution; knowing these people, that sort of thing is far too easy to fake and exploit.

We need something more sure-fire, maybe one of them Chanel guillotines?

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impera 5 points ago +5 / -0

There is poetry in simplicity, its true. Maybe tie him to a nice chunky fuel/air incendiary we can drop onto the wuhan virus lab, Dr Strangelove style. He can scream science all the way down!

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Scotty1954 13 points ago +13 / -0

THAT'S my President:))

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MakeAmericaWinAgain 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s THE President

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Woefully_Inept 13 points ago +13 / -0

Fauci wasn't wrong. He blatantly lied about everything. If he told the truth and was wrong that is somewhat understandable but blatantly fucking lying is NOT.

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djmarcone 10 points ago +10 / -0

brutal.

Do go on.

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pnwhomebrewer 9 points ago +9 / -0

God I love when Trump throws in little jabs in his statements.

It just makes me giddy and comfy AF knowing Fauci and in extension Obama and Bill Gates got set up like this.

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swEETgrASS 8 points ago +8 / -0

Please hurry back Mr. President, I do miss you so!

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ThisIsTheEndMyFriend 6 points ago +6 / -0

We want more Fauci jokes!

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Oh_Well_ian 6 points ago +6 / -0

#GLOVES OFF!!

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Oldgal_frdup 4 points ago +4 / -0

Was it science in 2007 when he said Hyroxy showed much promise to treat covid or was it science in 2020 when he said it was dangerous to consider? Don't let this friendly nice faced fraud fool us. He needs to go to Gitmo.

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morum 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dr. Fauci saying he is the science is like Judge Dredd saying he is the law.

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Monco121 2 points ago +2 / -0

More like judge Judy but point taken.

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morum 2 points ago +2 / -0

judge judy could probably break fauci in half.. there's no real good comparison there either XD

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ALL-ABOARD 4 points ago +6 / -2

“I am science” - Anthony Fauci

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GoGoOptomistic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Isaiah 41:29 “28 When I look, there is no one; there is no counselor among them; when I ask them, they have nothing to say. 29 See, they are all a delusion; their works amount to nothing; their images are as empty as the wind.”

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Phishhed44 3 points ago +3 / -0

💥BLAMM-O💥. Another fine b1tch-slap.

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Recyclops 3 points ago +3 / -0

"La science, c'est moi." - King Tony XIV

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GA-Peach-Patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gosh, I love our president.

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Silo101 2 points ago +2 / -0

These daily statements are quite new right? Looks like the dark winter is over.

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AmberWins 2 points ago +2 / -0

Finally a reparations argument I can get behind. And which is actually relevant.

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Higgins77 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mother Of All Truth Bombs💥

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Lalge0229 1 point ago +1 / -0

BURN 🔥

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NapalmDeath 1 point ago +1 / -0

thats some big dick energy there

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EpicTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fauci is the new Dr. Death.

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SJBHamilton 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ouch. BURN.

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MegoThor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Science fraud.

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Merkava_4 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump is on the outside looking in.

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MainAd 1 point ago +1 / -0

why is he still walking free? why are these criminals free tp prey upon us??

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AroomaNuminahh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Our beloved President and I have - for once - a disagreement. Mr. Fauci is NOT science-fiction. Frank Herbert is science-fiction. Edgar Rice Burroughs is science-fiction. Isaac Asimov, Robert Heinlein and (maybe) even George Lucas are science-fiction. Anthony Fauci is nothing but a ridiculously over-paid, irresponsible, half-wit fraud (and that's giving him far too much credit...)

Take Mr. Fauci's bank and credit accounts. Take his retirement, his home and his transportation. Take all of Mr. Fauci's memberships and government access. Take Anthony to a deserted barn and leave him there alone. Give him one last chance, as in this Jack Finney story from the '50's...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Of_Missing_Persons

Now THAT's science-fiction...

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patch6 1 point ago +1 / -0

The new form of protection is wearing scrubs. Nothing can penetrate the science.

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ThisIsHowItStarts 1 point ago +1 / -0

Science-fiction… Like a lizard person… KEK

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VoatAnon1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hope revelations like this happen with 9/11.

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Geralt-1776 0 points ago +1 / -1

So who's wrong about the vaccine then? Why is Trump aligned with the MSM and Fauci on the vaccines? This makes no sense to me and is driving me insane trying to figure it out.

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wwg1wg69 1 point ago +1 / -0

Either the show is so elaborate that actually Trump is part of the cabal/DS or the vaccines are actually safe and the reason both sides are pushing the vaccine is because corona really did get out of control from a Chinese lab experiment