They couldn't be planning to blast off into space from Johnson Space Center, could they?
"First Lady Jill Biden and Second Gentleman Douglas Emhoff are scheduled to attend Tuesday's Astros-Orioles game at Minute Maid Park, according to an announcement from The White House.
Biden and Emhoff will tour the team's COVID-19 vaccination event before staying for the 7:10 p.m. game. The Astros are offering free vaccinations from 5-8 p.m. in the Union Station Lobby."
My teenage daughter speculated that Dr. Jill, after months of dealing with Joe's diapers and mumbling, wants to have an affair with Kamala's husband, hence the romantic getaway to Texas. I spit out my coffee.