35 posted 3 years ago by sadanon 3 years ago by sadanon +35 / -0 45 comments share 45 comments share save hide report block hide replies
If your mom is not willing to take meds to make her better, but was willing to take a shot that made her sick, there isn't much you can do for her.
Doctor it hurts when I touch a hot stove.
Dr. stop touching the stove.
Stupid patient "I can't! Can't you just give me something for the pain?"
Doctor: "Let me prescribe you some Naproxim Sodium, (never telling you that it's just Alleve), and come back in a week, (paying for another office visit).
A patient cured is a customer lost.