We all want Epstein buried for his crimes, but we know he’s giving us the intel, so we root for him not being dead and imagine him locked up somewhere in an undisclosed secret military prison. Every morning the warden arrives, carrying a cardboard tray into his cell… on it are 3 very non-spectacular times.
A styrofoam bowl of Oatmeal, topped with 3 raisins, and a dash of Cinnamon
Four sheets of yellow paper, with dark yellow grid lines
A non-toxic crayon, blue, oil-based, 4.5”
“Good morning Mr Epstein, today is an opportune day. Today you will tell me about the character we here like to call ‘Judas’. You do know who I’m referring to yes? Good… now let’s get start with sheet #1. Oh, the oatmeal is rather warm, but you only get to eat it once sheet #4 is finished … both sides please. Do hurry, your insight into the Haiti trafficking ring was well received, I’d like to gear up as soon as possible.
Pence is sort of like Epstein….
We all want Epstein buried for his crimes, but we know he’s giving us the intel, so we root for him not being dead and imagine him locked up somewhere in an undisclosed secret military prison. Every morning the warden arrives, carrying a cardboard tray into his cell… on it are 3 very non-spectacular times.
A styrofoam bowl of Oatmeal, topped with 3 raisins, and a dash of Cinnamon
Four sheets of yellow paper, with dark yellow grid lines
A non-toxic crayon, blue, oil-based, 4.5”
“Good morning Mr Epstein, today is an opportune day. Today you will tell me about the character we here like to call ‘Judas’. You do know who I’m referring to yes? Good… now let’s get start with sheet #1. Oh, the oatmeal is rather warm, but you only get to eat it once sheet #4 is finished … both sides please. Do hurry, your insight into the Haiti trafficking ring was well received, I’d like to gear up as soon as possible.
OK, now let’s begin”