posted ago by Bigly2020 ago by Bigly2020 +89 / -0

Get patient who has had Johnson vaccine. He’s the typical cucky liberal clearly just spent the morning smelling his own farts. He wants me to give him moderna and Pfizer also after cnn this morning warned of the delta variant. I said what about the gamma variant and the epsilon variant. This scared him to the point I could almost see his gasp through his 2 masks. I then told him I’m not giving him another vaccine go outside and grow some antibodies...he left in disgust writing down my name (I’m sure for future persecution). These people are literally fucking sheep I pray they meet their Covid gods they so worship

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ATLAS_ONE 9 points ago +9 / -0

Sounds like someone addicted to prescription medication. Getting angry at his dealer for not coughing up the goods.

LoneWulf 9 points ago +9 / -0

You should have also recommended drinking milk instead of soy.

TheJake 7 points ago +7 / -0

Should have also written a script for him to untuck that weenie!

matrik 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is there any way to seek out based medical professionals?

Finally got a new job and have health bennies and I'd like to find an intelligent and patriotic GP.

Insignificant 4 points ago +4 / -0

americasfrontlinedoctors.org can help.

Cyborgpatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh man you should’ve fucked with his head some more….. “make sure to put 4 layers of masks due to the Z variant. They can kill people faster and get them to come back to life and bite people. Some are slower and some are runners so be careful kid.

CMAnon 3 points ago +3 / -0

He needed something that would have given him the runs for a month.

Bedminster 1 point ago +1 / -0

What exactly is your medical affiliation with this patient?