I got bit by a dog on the 4th of July. So. i had to have a booster shot of Tetanus. So yes I just got my booster vax at the beginning of this month, so I'm good. ;)
(I am bilingual other than Spanish and expect to just rattle on to them until they give up)
I'm an illegal migrant. I'm exempt.
Yeah I took it. Now I have heart problems, blood clots in my legs. Yeah I took it.
If they ask for my vax card: My health records are protected by HIPPA regulations.
Turn it into lots of questions about them: Did you take it? Which one? When? Have you had any effects? Do you think masks protect you? You two are not 6 feet distancing. How many houses do you go to per day? Have you been contaminated by sick people on your route? Which shot are you offering? Why not the other? Who will pay my medical bills if I get sick? Who will pay your medical bills if you get sick? ----Answers are most likely "none of your business" then I say "Right, I'm none of your business either".
Who the hell are you?. I dont know you. I'm not telling a stranger anything. Get out.
I'm not going to let complete strangers into my house. Go away and dont come back.
If they say they can give me the shot right now: Are you certified by the state of Maryland to give shots? Where were you trained? Show me your certification license. (If they have one : - this looks fake. I'll have to check this out). Why do you ask? Because you dont look like doctors or nurses or techs; you look like school crossing guards or Walmart greeters.
If I got a shot at a vax clinic, there must be by law emergency medics on site. I dont see any ambulances around you here.
Do I know you? You look familiar. You look like that lady I saw molesting a kid in the school bathroom.
QUESTION: Does anyone know (esp a man) what might happen if you answered the door naked and with a sinister grin...Well hello ladies.
"I already caught it and recovered. Can't get sick again."
"But you should have more immunity!"
"CDC doesn't know how long it lasts. Two unknowns don't make a known. I'm sticking with my natural immunity."
That's a good one.
Yeah.... speak facts to the branch co-vidians
Only one answer will suffice: "None of your fucking business."
Just make sure you follow OH&S guidelines by wearing hearing protection to protect against the "REEEEEEEEEE!"
I got bit by a dog on the 4th of July. So. i had to have a booster shot of Tetanus. So yes I just got my booster vax at the beginning of this month, so I'm good. ;)
Tetanus? Do you mean rabies?
Either way, congratulations on being the recipient of a toxic dose of aluminium.
My Fav... "You will find the answer in the same place you will find out if I have been circumsized!"
None of your business. Period. Walk away.
That's perfect.
Been thinking about this myself. I came up with:
No habla inglese
(I am bilingual other than Spanish and expect to just rattle on to them until they give up)
I'm an illegal migrant. I'm exempt.
Yeah I took it. Now I have heart problems, blood clots in my legs. Yeah I took it.
If they ask for my vax card: My health records are protected by HIPPA regulations.
Turn it into lots of questions about them: Did you take it? Which one? When? Have you had any effects? Do you think masks protect you? You two are not 6 feet distancing. How many houses do you go to per day? Have you been contaminated by sick people on your route? Which shot are you offering? Why not the other? Who will pay my medical bills if I get sick? Who will pay your medical bills if you get sick? ----Answers are most likely "none of your business" then I say "Right, I'm none of your business either".
Who the hell are you?. I dont know you. I'm not telling a stranger anything. Get out.
I'm not going to let complete strangers into my house. Go away and dont come back.
If they say they can give me the shot right now: Are you certified by the state of Maryland to give shots? Where were you trained? Show me your certification license. (If they have one : - this looks fake. I'll have to check this out). Why do you ask? Because you dont look like doctors or nurses or techs; you look like school crossing guards or Walmart greeters.
If I got a shot at a vax clinic, there must be by law emergency medics on site. I dont see any ambulances around you here.
Do I know you? You look familiar. You look like that lady I saw molesting a kid in the school bathroom.
QUESTION: Does anyone know (esp a man) what might happen if you answered the door naked and with a sinister grin...Well hello ladies.