Absolutely! Come on down to Texas--you'll fit right in.

Plus, we're required to educate your children, as well all future offspring, who will be instant citizens of the US… even though you are ILLEGAL. Your kid’s education includes bilingual teachers, as many as needed. And, you'll be receiving unlimited government assistance and healthcare. If you need an attorney to fight deportation, no problem.

All of this is FREE… to you. You will be dependent on, and a dependent of, hard-working taxpayers; except, we can't claim you as a deduction, therefore, we pay even more taxes.

Now, don't misunderstand, this isn't meant to complain about our country. America is truly the best place on earth; however, we are currently governed by a bunch of arrogant, ignorant, narcissistic, out of touch, wasteful, power hungry, unethical, immoral, unqualified, and corrupt, “leaders”.

So, enjoy it while you can; things are about to change… NCSWIC.