47 CDC Cautions Against Taking the Red Pill (babylonbee.com) posted 2 years ago by SBDAmerican 2 years ago by SBDAmerican +47 / -0 8 comments share 8 comments share save hide report block hide replies
More truth than satire!
Meanwhile, the FDA is rushing out an emergency approval process on a new, stronger blue pill to counteract the red pill crisis.
That one needs to be injected right into the brain, twice daily or it won't stick.
What are the symptoms of Red Pill overdose ?
Contentment, productivity, and many children that you pass your values onto.
Got 2 of those, and I'll avoid the killshot to catch the third one,good sir.
Excellent. I pray you find a most excellent, red pilled, hot, spouse.
LOVED my first red-pill. May I have a booster, please? (I'll be 'good'; I promise. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!)