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How to spot a Fed (media.greatawakening.win)
posted ago by xchainlinkx ago by xchainlinkx +330 / -0
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sleepydude 33 points ago +34 / -1

I have absolutely no patience for this, but...

I wonder if these guys were in attendance on Jan 6th.

We might be able to pick them out of the crowd from that day, aye?

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Elseebee 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Oh, Mr. 4CHAN!"

"Can you have a look???"

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HunnyB 20 points ago +20 / -0

That photo was so bright it made my eyes hurt with my sunglasses on.

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NoNameJames 10 points ago +10 / -0

fucking contaminated from all of that glow.

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rma92 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well this posts glows... but that's kinda the point.

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1sketchyv 16 points ago +16 / -0

The jorts aren't coming back in style are they?

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rooftoptendie 8 points ago +8 / -0

seriously what is up with those things, I haven't seen a pair since 1991

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GoingCamaro 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's so they can move uninhibited should they have to be the heroic good guys you see in the movies.

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ellegrigori1 4 points ago +4 / -0

they were never in-style

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BurnerAcct42069 13 points ago +13 / -0

I really wish a pede went dressed like a highlighter and passed out glowsticks to everyone

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SuckaFree 12 points ago +12 / -0

All some shade of blue shirts and shorts, too. The two looking at the camera don't look too happy to have been spotted and photog'd, also. Definitely some type of Fed. My guess would be FBI, DHS, or Clowns In America, but to me, [they] smell like Fools Be Inbred.

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rooftoptendie 9 points ago +9 / -0

That one on center-left looks like all his sushi has just been comped.

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Pegstar69 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm dying laughing now.

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lsvogel 9 points ago +9 / -0

CIA - The newest intern recruits, right out of college and just back from training at 'The Farm.' Their first assignment. I'm waiting for the video to start, so they can form a single line and start the Rockettes style kick line! Or should I have said 'Bro-ckettes! Blah, ha, ha!!

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tenthousandspoons 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sucks to fail practicum, doesn't it?

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OperationRudyRusso 2 points ago +2 / -0

Check the music on their phones. My guess is they all have the complete Village People collection.

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madman242 8 points ago +8 / -0

and they all had something large and rectangular in their pockets. Too thick for a phone.

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Darwyn 8 points ago +8 / -0

At least 4 of them have a Glock shaped bulge in their front pocket.

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Nomoralcompass89 7 points ago +7 / -0

The watches, while i see the point of them all being black watches, most of the population is right handed and wpuld wear the watch on the left wrist. But this was a good job of pointing out the uniform.

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master_kek 7 points ago +7 / -0

Where are the Karen's to complain about the FBI's lack in diversity?

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Camden105b 4 points ago +4 / -0

You missed the guns in their pockets! C’mon, man!

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Scrunchie47 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don’t get it??? They just look like a bunch of fags.

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RoosterHeadBad 5 points ago +5 / -0

No, you got it.

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Scrunchie47 3 points ago +3 / -0

Phew, have been worried about being dumbed by all the CNN I watch. kek

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Dashmoomoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

KEK

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SuckaFree 4 points ago +4 / -0

All some shade of blue shirts and shorts, too. The two looking at the camera don't look too happy to have been spotted and photog'd, also. Definitely some type of Fed. My guess would be FBI, DHS, or Clowns In America, but to me, [they] smell like Fools Be Inbred.

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OdieOD 3 points ago +3 / -0

Almost feel bad for 'em. Like nobody showed up to their party, y'know? Poor bastards.

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polish_snausage 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Yeah, You Blend"

https://youtu.be/i1xA4ItzAQ0

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Jacurutu99 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL look at this group of morose Jussie Smollets right here, dejected and sad that you and I didn't show up. Did you guys try picking up a stick and poking people with it to see if they could give you a FF?

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ApplesOrangesLemons 3 points ago +3 / -0

The other part is that they are all aware and suspicious of the person taking a photo of them. Being suspicious and sensitive about your photo taken is a good cue that someone is undercover.

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HonestBobbin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Whew! I found a reason to remain less than fit. I won't glow in pics lol

Granted I would never wear a cuffed set of shorts. Feds who want to blend into the general populace need to gain 100lbs. I mean I could give glowies some other hints, but they need to show me they are serious by first gaining a hundred lbs during the next year.

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Hilltopperpete 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh snap. You can see the tan lines on their collars because they all wear suits all the time!

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KewMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cuffed shorts are still in fashion in eastern europe... These guys are Ukrainian military. (IMO)

Maybe ever mercenaries.

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g8rb81 2 points ago +2 / -0

Alternate theory... Higher resolution picture at the link too.

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alphaliberal 2 points ago +2 / -0

all fags

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SilverStar 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've never seen so many guys in one area, together, with shaved legs.

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INK10 1 point ago +1 / -0

I missed that! Is leg shaving a thing with guys now? (older Pede here), husband would never shave his legs.

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LilyBee24 1 point ago +2 / -1

They look like they are straight out of the 1988 'how to' handbook.

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ThiccusDickus 1 point ago +1 / -0

How to spot them? Get a gaydar, apparently.

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TruthyTrue 1 point ago +1 / -0

They all seem to have shaved legs.

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justThisGuyYouKnow 1 point ago +1 / -0

100% spooks.

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Pegstar69 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is the angry one in teal shirt wearing stonewashed denim?

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PhDinNY 1 point ago +1 / -0

The sad reality is, when FBI and other agencies recruit, they probably screen for leftist-indoctrinated idiots to join their ranks; there are probably ZERO conservatives in those agencies now!