The Qernern Shaman adjusts his dead raccoon hat and would like to invoke the Blessing of the Lighting gods and also would like to know if anyone has cash to spare for cab fare back to Oregon?
“ Another field agent passed out flyers for a "Super Secret Satanic Pedophile Meeting", but was sad to find there were no takers, except one lady named Hillaria Clintonania.”
The poor little guys obviously didn't get the official "Qanon" e-mail about the new
Qanon hair cut: lime green Mohawk,with sparkly bits.
I bet they were really disappointed when they joined the FBI and applied for the
arson squad,only to find out that squad investigates suspicious fires.
They though the squad was for homosexuals.
If you want to be embarrassed when asked what you do for living...just say I work for the FBI.
I'm truly now convinced there are no good people there. If you happen to be a "good" fbi agent, you may want to consider finding new work. Guilt by association is on the menu. Disband the FBI.
"Greetings, fellow Trump supporters," said another agent. "Let's go insurrect the government, shall we, fellas?" made me legit lol.
I like the part where he said he was racist and the other agents tackled him and put him in the van 😂
The Qernern Shaman adjusts his dead raccoon hat and would like to invoke the Blessing of the Lighting gods and also would like to know if anyone has cash to spare for cab fare back to Oregon?
“ Another field agent passed out flyers for a "Super Secret Satanic Pedophile Meeting", but was sad to find there were no takers, except one lady named Hillaria Clintonania.”
🤣🤣🤣
This ^ caught my attention, as well!
Killeria Hitlertantia.
Holy Shit! Babylon Bee for the win on true reporting
LOL turned out to be the FBI family picnic. If that glow fest had any more glow it would have been a rave.
risk of friendly fire was too high so they had to cancel last minute
Right?
Solid gold content right here 🤣
I didnt read anything that wasnt true. Is this supposed to be satire?
Every once in awhile a rogue conundrum appears out of nowhere to baffle earth dwellers
Looks like the FBI,just weaseled themselves a free picnic with overtime pay. Maybe not as dumb as we thought.
Stoppppppp....🤮
The poor little guys obviously didn't get the official "Qanon" e-mail about the new Qanon hair cut: lime green Mohawk,with sparkly bits.
I bet they were really disappointed when they joined the FBI and applied for the arson squad,only to find out that squad investigates suspicious fires. They though the squad was for homosexuals.
Ohhh man. Brutal. The Bee spares no mercy.
None Should be spared!
Pretty goddamn sad that the FBI is so corrupt that satire like this hits home.
I was comfy AF trimming trees stand shooting lanes today.
Well the 18th was a giant anti climax then. As was 9/11 20th anniversary...
If you want to be embarrassed when asked what you do for living...just say I work for the FBI.
I'm truly now convinced there are no good people there. If you happen to be a "good" fbi agent, you may want to consider finding new work. Guilt by association is on the menu. Disband the FBI.
...because we chose wisely.
The big thing is, the fences and barriers are all in place for the big return.
They have us all right where they want us... smh
"What if the idiot feds held a party and no one came?"
They have NO friends, no one likes them and even their mommies didn't show up to support them. What an abject FAILURE!
C’mon man, more support there than Sleepy Joe gets.
Kek. Even Swill Biden is avoiding him.
Kek.