51 () AUDIT posted 3 years ago by FreedomloverUK 3 years ago by FreedomloverUK +51 / -0 18 comments share 18 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Sadly, its getting harder to get good bacon. I once met a man who was short, fat, had a squint and a a wooden leg (honestly!). When he told me he cured his own bacon I immediately did what any sensible girl would: asked if he was married. :)
Thats where i've been going wrong all these years!!