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posted ago by Darth_KEK ago by Darth_KEK +353 / -1

Isn’t it quite timely that Facebook just went down? Methinks they have something to do with the DNS failures.

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steelhead 25 points ago +25 / -0

Even Space Force isn't accurate enough to find that tiny little Zuckermember

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Captainzoomer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Space Force was aiming and said somebody already fired on that target.

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N0rds 3 points ago +3 / -0

He doesnt have a dick. Reptiles have a cloaca.

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BUTERBALZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

8===💥

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SolarWinds123 24 points ago +24 / -0

Yes, on Oct 1st, but everyone knows you don’t do anything radical at work on a Friday. Looks like they are off to a good start this Monday morning though.

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muhqtardtho 6 points ago +6 / -0

News that they don't want to run too long in the news cycle always get dumped on Fridays tho.

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WeekoWolf 17 points ago +17 / -0

Coincidence? Nope 😆

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fazzman23 13 points ago +13 / -0

wow, didnt think of this...yea, i think they ddid....and the Biden "admin" tried to stop the transfer but failed

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Darth_KEK [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

Congress also tried to stop it too, failed before it started.

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Patriot_Perks 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes, October 1st

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ZeKaiser 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh yes I almost forgot about that, it's likely they're doing something real important.

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AlexJonesNeckFat 6 points ago +6 / -0

wheres the sauce for the space force stuff? i gotta see this

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Boozy_McFuckFace 37 points ago +37 / -0

Space Force is a fucking sleeper. They laughed and mocked it.

Go look at google maps. Many of the most prominent Air Force locations are now space force. It’s not some little project.

The military is taking ALL of the toys from both the different branches and civilian agencies and consolidating their control under a single command, created and hand picked by Trump.

Biggest military re-org in our lifetime. Nothing even comes close. There is no more CIA or NSA as we think of them. The CIA has no satellites now, and no military support. The NSA is under control of same commander as Space Force. Both of those agencies are ceasing to exist right in front of us.

Just because we can’t see it, doesn’t mean big things aren’t happening.

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raggedyman74 25 points ago +25 / -0

I want this to be reality, yet I'm having a hard time squaring the fact I'm putting faith in a person called Boozy_McFuckFace. Fuck it, we live in the upside down anyways.

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Boozy_McFuckFace 19 points ago +19 / -0

I used to work in the nuclear weapons business, I slept with my feet on the tube on dozens of deployments.

I know some shit about the nuclear triad and how the strategic weapons aspect of the military works, because I was in the very middle of it.

Once you get access to different levels of message traffic, you can just sit there on watch and read hundreds of messages back and forth. I did that for years out of sheer boredom.

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steelhead 7 points ago +7 / -0

We have the very best anons

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2ndenthusiast 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not just a tuber but a noseconer too, I can't believe I like your excellent analysis.

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Boozy_McFuckFace 7 points ago +7 / -0

Upper level mafia bro. If you don’t do a slide at the ops brief you aren’t really a supervisor.

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2ndenthusiast 4 points ago +4 / -0

Haha I wouldn't know khaki, just made coffee and stood under the vent fan.

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Boozy_McFuckFace 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don’t think anyone can blame you for standing under the vent fans. Who doesn’t in that oily inferno of a workspace.

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libtards_r_stoopid 12 points ago +12 / -0

Id trust anyone named Boozy_McFuckFace hell yeah lol

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SouthernHaaspitality 5 points ago +5 / -0

This made me laugh the hardest I've laughed in years! Thank you for that!

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newchina 1 point ago +1 / -0

Woah.

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Silver_lyning 6 points ago +6 / -0

Cant even get in the building to evaluate the issue

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EllipticCurveBall 5 points ago +6 / -1

Satellites have nothing to do with DNS records. This is an issue at ICANN most likely.

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Darth_KEK [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

That’s certainly an option, but the complete removal of the address is very suspicious.

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2ndenthusiast 3 points ago +3 / -0

And simultaneously the wipe was propagated to the backup routers. No coincidences.

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ObviousStatementMan 3 points ago +3 / -0

How would Sat Comms impact terrestrial IP/DNS? Direct intervention/hax0ringz?

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Darth_KEK [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

I have no idea, could have hacked the BGP directly via satellite but this cannot be a coincidence.

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Vidura 1 point ago +1 / -0

internet doesn't use satellites

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JohnnySkidmarx 1 point ago +1 / -0

They need a space force to stop that android Fuckerberg.

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spatriots 1 point ago +1 / -0

Space Force has been controlling SATCOM that was formerly controlled by the Air Force since its inception.

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Great05 0 points ago +1 / -1

You guys still believe in these flying satellites? Like the ones without a helium balloon attached to them and orbiting around the ball with the speed you can't even imagine? These objects being real is probably one of the craziest conspiracy theories out there.

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Darth_KEK [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

God, you’re so stupid, yes they’re real. I can literally see satellites in the sky. Don’t believe me? Just stay outside on a clear night and watch them fly overhead. Sometimes you can see Starlink satellites, which go in a line numbering in the dozens.

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Great05 0 points ago +1 / -1

Just prove it, show me your video of a flying satellite or stfu.

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Darth_KEK [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gimme $1,000 dollars or a low shutter speed camera and I will get that video for you. For fucks sake get out of the city and go to a place without light pollution. You don’t even realize that people hate us trumpers because of people who believe in flat earth crap like you.

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Great05 0 points ago +1 / -1

Exactly you can't prove shit.

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Darth_KEK [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Neither can you, you just have to see for yourself. How old are you? And have you never left a major population area? Because you stare out at the stars for less than 5 minutes and you will see at least 3 satellites. How tf do we have satellite internet??? HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU!?!!??? You’re telling me you have never seen a single fucking satellite moving in the sky??!?!?!

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Great05 0 points ago +1 / -1

You want me to give you an evidence of something not existing? Man, I think that you're retarded, and I'm not even insulting you, you're probably suffering from medical retardation.

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Darth_KEK [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

😐 I’m literally just telling you to go outside at night away from people. I don’t know how in the literal hell you’ve never thought of that.

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Darth_KEK [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

And the satellites do exist, but what you’re telling me to do is physically impossible at the moment, considering the fact ITS FUCKING DAYTIME.