Hi there, its the UCLA medical plaza calling. So somethings come up with your upcoming routine operation we had booked in for the coming week. No anesthesiologist is available because we had to fire them all for your health.. so you will be awake and in incredible pain for all of it once we start the cutting. We will strap you down, and get you a little thing to bite down on.. since otherwise you will be thrashing around too much and you might bust your teeth or bite your tongue. Also we dont normally recommend this... but hit a bottle of whatever spirits you have available on an empty stomach before coming in, and have someone drive you.
Great to see health is the highest priority at this fine establishment.
"Don't come near me"..Go fuck off faggot.
Great to see health is the highest priority at this fine establishment.
Look at that lardass escorting him out.