"Southwest Airlines Offering Free Flights To All Passengers Who Are Vaccinated And Can Fly A Plane"
(babylonbee.com)
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No experience needed!
I've never piloted a passenger jet before, but I saw it on a movie once.
I'm pretty sure I can figure it out once we're in the air. :>)
I can fly a commercial airline jet,,,, no worries.... I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express..!!!!!!
But wait! There's more! You get a third free bag!
I got the vax and subconciously downloaded "How to Learn to Fly a Jumbo Jet in One Day" so I am good to go.
Coped. “Show us proof of vaccination against COVID-19 and promise us you know how to fly commercial airliners, and your flight is on us.” The CEO then mentioned other skills that were not required, but beneficial: Experience calming herds of rabid, sleepless passengers, expertise in flying through mysterious, invisible weather events, and the ability to land the plane. This is outlandish and it makes this Bob guy sound like a Bob...
Well... I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night. Does that count?