So conspiracy theories swirling about Bill Clinton in the hospital. My theory is Hillary is at fault. They were in bed together, she let one rip and pulled the ol’ Dutch Oven. The putrid smell of her bitch wrinkle combined with the sulfur, brimstone and human waste out of her leaky turd launcher put Bill into an instant coma.
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Thank you for your thoughtful and professional medical analysis kek!
13-yr-old boy humor...I love it. LOL!
very interesting!
I think, for the lack of having other places to put it, Bill put a cigar in his ass and Hillary lit a fire when Frothy came calling.
Its called fallout there is a snuke in her snizz.
No I'm pretty sure it was because Hillary got reflux from some black kid she ate, and then she rolled over to kiss Bill goodnight and kind of cough-vomitted into his mouth, which caused him to gasp in surprise, inhaling a little chunk of Tyrell
So then tyrell's meat got lodged in his upper lung and went septic