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Phishhed44 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm STILL wondering why he bailed on Comedy Central's contract and went to South Africa? Doubt the real story is out there...anyone care to respond? I had a theory, but open to ANY ideas...that something relating to Illuminati/cabal crossed his path and he totally freaked out not wanting to be involved. It would explain his hauling azz. (I haven't seen the Closer, and still trying to "nail-down" the new Dave).

Shazxofshadilay 6 points ago +7 / -1

He's been replaced. His family suspects foul play from what I saw. They say he isn't Dave.

TheLighthouseBlues 3 points ago +4 / -1

Yes, this. One of Dave's cousins released a long audio recording talking about how Dave was killed when he went to Africa and that this new version is a replacement.

p8riot 0 points ago +1 / -1

One or multiple of these:

  1. CC / the cabal wanted him to sign away control (his soul) for $50 million dollars. A dedicated audience is worth EVERYTHING to the PTB as that is how they can most effectively manipulate hearts and minds. Dave knew this and hit the ejection button.

  2. Dave was banished for exactly ten years for some unknown reason. Possibly for the above. Maybe he refused to play ball with the satanic programmers (wear a dress on screen, etc)

  3. Dave was cloned and enough time needed to pass in order for the physiological and behavioral changes to be attributed to aging.