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Brent75 53 points ago +53 / -0

Oh no. It was no accident. They wanted Joe Xiden to know he and America will take it right up the @ss from China, and like it! Because Joe is a weak POS ankle grabbing puppet!

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rooftoptendie 39 points ago +39 / -0

I'm sure some staffers went back several times to be retested, just in case.

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chelthing 21 points ago +21 / -0

It's Pete Buttigieg's favorite

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slokill 8 points ago +8 / -0

That guy reminds me of Mr.Bean but without the comedy.

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huntfishpede 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's the Mad Magazine kid all grown up,

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SpaceForceAdmiral 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hate how accurate that is

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Thwok 2 points ago +2 / -0

he paid extra for the "happy ending" test version

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polish_snausage 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not jus Joe, everyone that submitted to it

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mizzAmerica45 [S] 30 points ago +31 / -1

Here's an article talking about it https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1258844#click=https://t.co/NqA7DR9Hnu

This is just getting ridiculous. I know the Biden administration as a whole are absolute retards, but it makes us all look very bad.

I want my Country and its Dignity back.

Edit: and for the prick who made this a 'sh!tpost' it's not. It's very much the truth and apparently stating the truth on here is as welcomed as the CNN welcoming a statement from Trump. Sad.

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BasedInFact 18 points ago +18 / -0

Seriously.

Who the hell would have added "Shitpost" to this? Do they even know what a Shitpost is? It's not "anything that has to do with da butt."

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BasedInFact 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don’t always do “concise”, but I always appreciate it.

👍

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Thwok 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just gotta say ... if I was forcibly swapped like this ... there'd be a whole lotta shit all over the place ....

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polish_snausage 1 point ago +1 / -0

and breath through your nose 😂

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ProphetBoi 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean it really is a shit post in the truest sense of the term... lmao

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Thwok 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Technically correct ... the BEST kind of correct" (Futurama Episode)

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Michelleobamasnuts 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can’t you change the flair or remove it as op?

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VoatAnon1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes

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MarkusCincinnatus 13 points ago +13 / -0

As someone else pointed out, the anal swabbing took place over half a year ago. China is only “apologizing” for it now just to bring attention to it again and make Biden’s baizuo re-live the humiliation.

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Azorca 13 points ago +13 / -0

Hahahahahahahaha!!!! We stuck stuff up your ass! And I thought masks were stupid!!! I hope one of them farted.....

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BasedInFact 9 points ago +9 / -0

I don't know, but you can bet a huge percentage of them eagerly pushed back on the swab.

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Qasar 5 points ago +5 / -0

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Between you and u/rooftoptendie it’s an endorphin rush! Best comments of the night, ty both. 🤣

I want SO badly for all this to be in the history books, in our past as things to never forget and to learn from, but while living through this heinous bizzarro world I truly appreciate the humor some of you inject into the conversation. Thank you!

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BasedInFact 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you very much for the kind words.

Truth and humor are my guiding stars. These may suggest different routes, but never lead to conflicting destinations.

Of course I’m not always right, and not always funny, but I’m always trying.

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Thwok 3 points ago +3 / -0

and then went back for seconds ... and thirds ... and fourths ....

and then asked for a private consult ....

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mengderen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Define: anal retentive... 😉

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polish_snausage 1 point ago +1 / -0

And asked for sauce 😂

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The_Watcher 11 points ago +12 / -1

Usually, the CCP is very reluctant to disclose anything it did wrong. Strange that they seem to want to publicise these particular events. It is almost as if they are deliberately trying to embarrass the US.

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BabylonNTing 5 points ago +6 / -1

Story is old too, surprised no one noticed this article from February 2021 until now.

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electricbroth1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or just embarrass the current “regime”. I see this as a win.

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FreeKyleRightNow 9 points ago +9 / -0

Nice of them to ease them into the prison culture gently. I thought the jab was bad for people to keep their jobs.

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MuckeyDuck 9 points ago +9 / -0

Why go up Joe's anus when they can pull the same sample from his diaper.

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rooftoptendie 5 points ago +5 / -0

same goes for half of DC!

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Thwok 1 point ago +1 / -0

Domination. Pure and simple.

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BasedInFact 8 points ago +8 / -0

Incredible. This was no error. The CCP knew the Biden bishes would take it up the ass, literally, and they were right. And now the CCP wants to humiliate the United States by telling the whole world they ass-raped the Biden administration, who just took it and stayed quiet. Perfect.

I would love to see Trump call out exactly this tomorrow.

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Phishhed44 2 points ago +2 / -0

He’s trying to figure-out how to word it...perfectly. 😎

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BasedInFact 2 points ago +2 / -0

So maybe he’s leaving it up to Il Donaldo, or Catturd, or Jr.

But PDJT himself would be my hope with this one.

It’s simply too ripe and juicy not to pick, and throw.

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Thwok 2 points ago +2 / -0

all he's gotta do is just link the article .... nothing more ...

And, goddamn Ill Donaldo ... you GOTTA nail this shit right outta the park, man. We've got high expectations of you! Be Ruthless!!!

Hell, maybe even consult with Yanopolis for the assist. It's the best slow-pitch thrown your way yet!

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AmberWins 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well we all know that China is assho but I'm sorry, just the thought of all those Biden people bending over to get rammed up the ass by China just cracks me up.

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MikelovesTrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

How many went back for seconds?

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BabylonNTing 5 points ago +6 / -1

No doubt Peter Buttplug was in on that sloppy seconds action.

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Deaf_MAGA_Pede 3 points ago +3 / -0

and thirds and fourths, and he probably asked for the rest of the box so he can bring it home to play with his "partner".

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Pbman 6 points ago +6 / -0

Turns out this movie is a comedy.

Kek

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Thwok 1 point ago +1 / -0

it unexpectedly delivers!

Time to go watch Airplane! again ...

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Qanaut 5 points ago +6 / -1

This is the very definition of "funny, not funny."

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Slyver 5 points ago +5 / -0

Around 50 members of Biden's Team were subjected to anal penetration on one or more occasions... China promises to stop.

Did Chine seriously just promise to stop buggering Biden?

Or is this just China's way of saying Let's Go Brandon?

Whatever else you have to say about this movie, the comic relief is to die for.

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Thwok 2 points ago +2 / -0

"we promise to stop ass-raping you" (once you grow a spine)

... the quiet-part is in parenthesis.

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Phishhed44 4 points ago +4 / -0

So, this gives “my butt’s wiped” a whole new twist 😂 Interesting why’s VICE reporting this?

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ItsOkToBeRight 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is actually pretty funny

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LibsBlow 4 points ago +4 / -0

Let’s go Brandon!

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Deaf_MAGA_Pede 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't think China need to apologize. I'm sure most of Bidet's staffers were more than willing to allow this to happen as they are used to having anal penetration done all the time. Anal swabs is more of a "nothing" to them so they probably were more "open" and "loose" to the idea, given their years of experience.

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CokeOrPepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

kek

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Thwok 2 points ago +2 / -0

"We are sorry for doing you up the butt like the little lap-dogs you are (and we are also sorry you happened to enjoy it)" ... is the way I read this.

Plus, add: "YOU'RE MY LITTLE PUPPY NOW!" to the end.

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navycuda 4 points ago +4 / -0

The nation state equivalent of tossing joe a rag and telling him "Clean yourself up" after a brutal rape.

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HuFlungPu 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's the funniest shit I've seen all day!

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Billiebobb9 3 points ago +3 / -0

Joke’s on them. CCP’s about to get it good.

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tenthousandspoons 3 points ago +3 / -0

".....No,....this one,...umm....this one goes in your butt...THIS one goes in your mouth!"

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Thwok 2 points ago +2 / -0

... too bad they were the same q-tip ....

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Imwideawake 3 points ago +3 / -0

What’s embarrassing is that any one of our officials, let alone many or all of them, submitted to an ANAL swab for a RESPIRATORY illness. How effing dumb. Yes, the CCP right now is saying, “Hey world, don’t forget - the US is our bitch now. Sorry, not sorry.”

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Maui_Boy 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is YUGER than you realize.

When Hussein 0bama went to chyna as president, chyna “forgot” the stairs! LOL if I remember correctly, as a result they had to use emergency stairs to get 0bama off of Air Force One. It was so embarrassing for him.

Also true, they rolled out the red carpet, literally, for President Trump. They hosted him in the forbidden city which is ultra rare. chyna fucked us in the end with the bionuke but they weren’t dumb enough to fuck with Trump in person and in negotiations.

Not sure what chyna’s obsession is with White senior citizen genitalia but this was definitely a flex on their puppet biden.

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ArmyVet13M 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good way to collect DNA sample kek

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Pheinizzle2k4 3 points ago +3 / -0

As wrong as this may be its all on fake joe ...

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catbertz 2 points ago +2 / -0

For Joe's squad this was a win win. 😘💩

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ThePowerOfPrayer 2 points ago +2 / -0

White House insiders reported Adam Schiff found out about this and went directly to the Chinese embassy to obtain a Covid-19 test.

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thinkingcritically 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Chinese placed a monitoring and tracking nano device on the q tips. They literally put a "bug" up their asses.

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badorangeman 2 points ago +3 / -1

So this is why Buttigieg came out of paternity leave.

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dtreadonme17 2 points ago +2 / -0

talk aout a hair across his ass, no wonder Kerry through bidet under the bus with macon over the french submarine snub.

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SuckaFree 2 points ago +2 / -0

And we all thought Bish holding hands with the Saudi's was bad. W.T.F.O??

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RobotReturns 2 points ago +2 / -0

AHAHAHAHAH

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wideawakeuk 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wonder if anyone tested positive and had to embark on a regular test schedule? Or decided to...

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TrustingGod 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek

Judging by some in his employ, they probably elected for it.

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PeaceAndLovePatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Implanting parasites

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BasedInFact 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Yo dawg, I heard you like parasites, so we put parasites in your parasites.”

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BabylonNTing 2 points ago +3 / -1

Twitler gestopo suspended @amuse’s account like the censorship faggots they are.

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pcme2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is there an "Anderson Cooper takes it in the PooPer" joke in there somewhere?

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CGGoolsby 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait it happened again, or are they apologizing again?

Edit: nvm found the OPs link. I was about to say how in the hell does this happen twice lmfao.

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CokeOrPepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nope.

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judypatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Honestly, they were probably testing to see if any had the parasites inserted by the jab yet.

Who is "On Board"...

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sillysausage 1 point ago +1 / -0

Given that the tweet about this news story from February inaccurately summarizes the article, making readers believe that this is something where Washington and Beijing are giving consistent messaging, which they are not, shitpost may be accurate.

Being accurate about which "facts" the administrations publicly agree on and which ones they don't matters, even in a seemingly silly example such as this one. Not that I have anything against silliness.

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TrumpsTower 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wonder what kind of mind control worms they send up their buttholes with the test.

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RoloTomassi1723 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hory chit LOL

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Lyonessrising 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's nothing new for them I'm sure..a different object perhaps . But they're all twisted..hope it was painful.

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369Q 1 point ago +1 / -0

Honker is working double shifts these days.. Clown world on steroids, enjoy the show.