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posted ago by ItsAFreeCountry ago by ItsAFreeCountry +29 / -1

Frens! Help me prepare for Thanksgiving in CommieFornia. I'll be traveling there from a red state and am dreading seeing my outlaws.

  1. Are you vaxxed yet? My reply : go fuck yourself.

  2. Did you Vax your kids yet? My reply : eat a bag of dicks you commie scum.

  3. Isn't Biden great? My reply : Great in the history of the Muppets, maybe.

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