"From directors Michael Bay and undead Stanley Kubrick comes a movie about 'Merican justice that's actually directed by Ivan Reitman.
In a world where they tried to murder his second amendment and stole his Trump, he's out for self defense as he takes on leftist pedophiles and trigger-happy former CCW-carrying used to be CPR-certified Chads....and he's pissed.
Watch as John Kyle Rittenhouse-Wick embodies the wrath of Christ and the first Terminator by using an "our God-given right" assault rifle to make macaroni and cheese juice out of Satan's bicep..."
John Wick Jr.
(Movie trailer guy's voice)
"From directors Michael Bay and undead Stanley Kubrick comes a movie about 'Merican justice that's actually directed by Ivan Reitman.
In a world where they tried to murder his second amendment and stole his Trump, he's out for self defense as he takes on leftist pedophiles and trigger-happy former CCW-carrying used to be CPR-certified Chads....and he's pissed.
Watch as John Kyle Rittenhouse-Wick embodies the wrath of Christ and the first Terminator by using an "our God-given right" assault rifle to make macaroni and cheese juice out of Satan's bicep..."
Shit, I'd pay for a ticket.
Heck, I would invest money into this film!