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JC77 71 points ago +71 / -0

'Kyle Rittenhouse' is the new 'Sarah Conner'.

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laughsinamerican 36 points ago +36 / -0

And FBInet of the future sends back sperminators armed only wirh bidens personal porn collection to try to stop him

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JC77 38 points ago +38 / -0

"Cum with me if you want to live."

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laughsinamerican 14 points ago +14 / -0

Haha. Awesome. With your inspiration == "I'll do crack"

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KickingPugilist 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'll take a Crack at it with my niece.

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Sodium_miner 5 points ago +5 / -0

โ€œIโ€™ve smoked more Parmesan than anyone you know.โ€ - Hunter Biden

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farpointpatriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

You sir, are awarded the INTERNET for the remainder of the day.

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ThePowerOfPrayer 2 points ago +2 / -0

whispered softly while sniffing your hair

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Infidel440 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know now why yooo cum, baht iz someting I coood nevah doo.

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hitchhiker 60 points ago +61 / -1

Kyle A. Rittenhouse? When reading the verdict, on the last count, the jury foreman misspoke and said "we the jury find the defendant, Kyle A. -- Kyle H. Rittenhouse not guilty". She also seemed to want to say "A" on the 4th count as well.

Just something I noticed, it probably has no significance and is just a coincidence, but who knows? It's hard to tell what's real nowadays.

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catsfive [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

๐Ÿ‘† Being the autists we know you are

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BabylonNTing 2 points ago +2 / -0

LT from And We know floated (which was way out of character for him I thought) that KR may be a crisis actor from SH and he was Noah Pozner or whatever that fake kid's name was from a article he found somewhere.

I posted this episode on twitter and twitler hid TF out of that tweet. Don't think anyone ever saw it.

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okaygroomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would not be surprised to find out it was a made-for-tv movie.

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bubble_bursts 31 points ago +32 / -1

Patriots are now in control.

PANIC

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PillarOfWisdom 22 points ago +22 / -0

No they're not. The guy in this picture is having his life ruined (if the CP was planted) and will never recover.

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TheNarrator 3 points ago +6 / -3

As long as he's innocent, he'll be ok. God wins and his name is cleared because the op has been monitored. In the universe where the elite cabal win, he gets let out and there is no sex offender registry.

Catch 22 and he only burns if he's guilty.

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ImBillCurtis 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yeah, thatโ€™s right. False accusation = financially devastated, ostracized from society, alienated from family, financially devastated for the rest of his life, physically tortured and raped while falsely imprisoned. But dontchu worry, little pede. GOD WINS amirite?

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Michelleobamasnuts 6 points ago +6 / -0

God wins, some people still lose.

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yep__yep__yep 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lma-fucking-o.

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Quixotic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Eternity basking in the Light of the Face of God is worth a lifetime on earth of suffering

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xzars_folly 1 point ago +1 / -0

Right?

Fuck these people who say "its ok your entire life is ruined, its ok because God is on your side."

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TheNarrator -3 points ago +1 / -4

I'm not that invested a story about the FBI planting evidence on the wrong person.

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ImBillCurtis 6 points ago +6 / -0

Youโ€™re not that invested in reality, either.

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TheNarrator 2 points ago +2 / -0

Larps to defend a pedophile

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KickingPugilist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Patriots can be in control of core functions but the rot flows out of the cracks like a putrid corpse.

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AnonymousFrog 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds like toxoplasmosis in the brain of a rotting coprseโ€”not very reassuring!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wasn't aware that toxoplasmosis was the problem with the US. Tell your State legislators

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Katrina241 1 point ago +1 / -0

And maybe come into more money than he's ever seen in his life.

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xzars_folly 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck sakes your idea of ok is to spend your whole life suffering under brutal injustice so you can get some cookies from god afterwards?

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TitoshandmadePatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

they'll find it to be his "neighbor" that hacked his wifi

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SpaceForce 1 point ago +1 / -0

Theres a good chance he may have been looking at child porn...

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Bedminster 10 points ago +11 / -1

HAVE been in control.

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bubble_bursts 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cue: "Always been" meme

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Oldgal_frdup 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't think we need to know where to spread this. GAW IS THE NEWS!!!!

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sortofsamuel 23 points ago +23 / -0

Or just trying to muddy up his name. The usual games they play.

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Magpi 18 points ago +18 / -0

Exactly! Now the MSM can, with impunity, go out and proclaim that Kyle Rittenhouse has been arrested for possession of child pornography, and not get slapped with a lawsuit from our Kyle.

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KickingPugilist 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't think that is the case but I'll be surprised if it's spoken about.

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HenryBowman1984 6 points ago +6 / -0

This!! Fake news junkies will see or hear this and believe for eternity that hero Kyle is a pedo.

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Resolute_Action 2 points ago +2 / -0

This Kyle will be at the top of Google search

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eyerighteye 1 point ago +1 / -0

This.

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undine53 22 points ago +22 / -0

Epic fail.

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Unreasonable 18 points ago +18 / -0

Fuck I hope not. Means another young American man is going to jail to be brutally murdered for being a pedo and isn't really a pedo. We should look into this to prevent another innocent life from being fucked.

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ExSkynetJanitor 4 points ago +4 / -0

Damn, thatโ€™s a good point. Makes me wonder how often this happens.

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DZP1 16 points ago +16 / -0

No accident. Pre-emptive action to save Biden from defamation suit payout. Smears Kenosha Kyle without smearing Kenosha Kyle directly.

Has a very 'by way of deception shall thou do war' flavor to it, if ya get mah drift.

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catsfive [M] [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

๐Ÿ‘† See context (beneath title) for sauce.

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penisse 11 points ago +11 / -0

Failed Badly Indeed.

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aslan_is_0n_the_m0ve 9 points ago +9 / -0

FBI: Kyle was on the grassy knoll in Dallas!

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deaddragon 6 points ago +6 / -0

our Kyle Rittenhouse is just a kid too.

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TCPatriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

They just picked a guy with the same name. Now the search engines will float this to the top.

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sidhe007 5 points ago +5 / -0

So was this the same team who accused the wrong guy (same name) of going to Ukraine during the investigations into Trump?

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overrun 5 points ago +5 / -0

Doesn't matter if they got the wrong person. It wasn't until the impeachment hearings that it was the wrong "Michael Cohen". Which gave cover to the MSM to continually repeat "Trump's attorney went to Prague.".That's all anyone heard for 18 months and few normies questioned it.

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OkieBowhunter 5 points ago +5 / -0

Does this have sauce or is it speculation?

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queue-anon 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's speculation. No way there'd be proof they planted it.

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fat50 1 point ago +1 / -0

Speculation with EXTREME confidence.

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Michelleobamasnuts 1 point ago +1 / -0

See context (beneath title) for sauce

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Wtf_socialismreally 4 points ago +4 / -0

I mean actually this is kind of damning against the federal government.

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Miztivin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Its like watching one of those shows where the bad guys keep screwing uo so they never win everh episode.

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BlaineBug 3 points ago +3 / -0

I CALLED IT ABOUT 2 DAYS AGO!

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russiah 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, in pedojoโ€™s America, sending dickpic to girls is a problem?!

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ThePowerOfPrayer 2 points ago +2 / -0

You need to take the dick pics while wearing a skirt and send them to minors you met while hosting a drag queen story hour in your local library, no doubt.

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SteveRogers42 1 point ago +1 / -0

This guy should get an art gallery to auction his paintings!

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cryofreeze 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probably frazzled.rip

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PyroDaMatchless 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is NOT incompetence!

It is deliberate obfuscation of the internet search results.

Now "fact checkers", like Snopes, will be able to display a big fat "True" on their page regarding this. Most people won't bother to read the details. Most people won't bother to read the details of the search results... they'll just say "See! Google turns up Kyle's CP!"

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darkwinter_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฅ‡

To all the shills and glowies of the world and the rest of the Deep State idiots that provide GAW with glorious meme content and never ending VICTORIES ๐Ÿ”ฅ Thank you for your failures. You truly are inspiring!! ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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Yukoncornelius 2 points ago +2 / -0

This made me laugh out loud

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LRAD 1 point ago +1 / -0

This was done to smear Kyle further when people Google search him in the future.

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lovecymru 1 point ago +1 / -0

FBI=Keystone cops...both make us ๐Ÿ˜†

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Analophigus 1 point ago +2 / -1

Thats some freaking dark n funny shit right there

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PaNix 1 point ago +1 / -0

If this is really a plant... WE, aka THIS FORUM needs to do something about it. Thats what we are here for.

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jackrotten 1 point ago +1 / -0

Simulation.

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Pandas4trump2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's not at all what happened here.

This pos admitted to sending underage girls pics of his dick!

Why is this stickied?!? Fake fucking news, fake fucking headline.

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AReckoningIsComing 1 point ago +1 / -0

yh he does look like a wrong'un

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Apple-Bag 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is to miss direct people and associate the cp with the true Kyle, currently Kyle is seen as a type of hero, this is a way they can make him look bad imo