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MotherfuckinMAGA 66 points ago +66 / -0

Have survived 33 winters so far (once this one ends, at least).

Not once have I ever had blood clots, and I'm in the Northland where winters are brutal.

Also never experienced "winter vagina" but then again I have a dick so....anyone even know what winter vagina is?

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penisse [S] 37 points ago +37 / -0

Could it be frigidity?

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MotherfuckinMAGA 35 points ago +35 / -0

Oh, in that case I have encountered winter vagina once but it wasn't winter.

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penisse [S] 20 points ago +20 / -0

Maybe it was winter inside the Lady?

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MotherfuckinMAGA 30 points ago +30 / -0

She was indeed cold. She turned out to be a psychopath.

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GaIIowBoob 42 points ago +42 / -0

Oh I know her. I voted against winter vagina in 2016.

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ProPatriaMori 5 points ago +5 / -0

YOU WIN THE INTERNET!

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Gitmo-or-Bust 4 points ago +4 / -0

Very very clever pede!!! Rotflmao 😂

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the_todd 14 points ago +14 / -0

youve met HRC?

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pepperonishoes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Top kek.

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moodyblue 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well I’m a woman and I’d just call that being a capital B to your man! (Of course there’s times for everyone they ain’t up to it. That’s just life!)

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Cheesemaker 36 points ago +36 / -0

I have a dick so....anyone even know what winter vagina is?

Men can have winter vagina too you bigot!!

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VoatAnon1984 11 points ago +11 / -0

You’re a racissss!

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huntfishpede 9 points ago +9 / -0

They never said that they were a man you sexist transphobic POS, women can have dicks too you bigot!!

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freeDacian 1 point ago +1 / -0

and be inside of it as well :D

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MagaLout 1 point ago +1 / -0

I read that in my mind with Salty Crackers voice. 😢🤣😂

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happycamperval2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Username checks out…..

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tomthung 19 points ago +19 / -0

That's an easy one, picture in your mind if you will the pussy of Ruth Bader Ginsberg. That's a winter vagina, stay away, very far away.

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Phishhed44 2 points ago +2 / -0

Phatty Cankles at the beach comes to mind…🤮

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Megadeth 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't know if RBG or YUV or YcrCb or whatever her initials were is a good example of winter vagina.

That cunt had rigor mortis of the vagina back in 1917 when she was a young 88 years old. There's a good chance her snatch was at absolute zero before she kicked the bucket. That goes beyond winter. You also have to factor in her rumored case of blue waffle (a bad case of blue waffle is the only explanation as to why she made herself look like a ragged old maid all of the time ... she figured if she looked like that, no man or woman or whatever other fucking gender she was into would even want to see her gash).

And now that I have pictured that in my mind as you requested, I am feverishly ill ... it's probably the phi-iota-beta variant of COVID. Thanks man. :-P

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moodyblue 1 point ago +1 / -0

IDK those people that have a certain image usually are the wild ones.

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MakeCaliRedAgain_202 10 points ago +10 / -0

You’ve never had winter wiener?

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RS34ME 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL!!

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Sacralplex 1 point ago +1 / -0

Reminds me of Katt Williams calling the medical industry out... My favorite comedian of all time was spot on. https://youtu.be/xKdxbaOsb08

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SirRupert 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm not familiar with that term.

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NeedMoarPillows 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's a real thing, people have just never really discussed it before. I jokingly brought it up to my wife and she said, no, that's real. It's basically when it's winter and your hands get all dry and cracked, that happens to the vagina too. It's just dry skin from the cold and heat being turned on.

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RS34ME 14 points ago +14 / -0

Funny, as a woman, I've never heard or experienced this.

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lustmorden 6 points ago +6 / -0

Same here...

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NeedMoarPillows 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's different for everyone, my wife complains about it, but my daughter had never heard of it. Who knew everyone is slightly different and they'd react differently to issues?

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sidhe007 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bullshit. The vagina is internal and constantly moist. (even during complaints of 'dryness' during intercourse, it's just LESS moist).

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NeedMoarPillows 2 points ago +2 / -0

You do realize there is a labia right?

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sidhe007 2 points ago +2 / -0

which is not the vagina.

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NeedMoarPillows 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh man, you got 'em!

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HughJohnson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, but they are saying that"winter vagina" isvdting women out internally. They are trying to cover up the fact the tax is fucking up women's hormones and reproduction.

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HughJohnson 0 points ago +0 / -0

Yeah, but they are saying that"winter vagina" is drying women out internally. They are trying to cover up the fact the tax is fucking up women's hormones and reproduction.

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NeedMoarPillows 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's not what it says.

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HughJohnson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, If you actually read the article it is. They are calling it "Winter Vagina", not "Winter Labia", crack open anatomy book, they are two different body parts.

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Phishhed44 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yet winter penis isn’t a thing. I suppose cuz there’s no mucous glands. Did I just type mucous…eeewwww 😂

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NeedMoarPillows 2 points ago +2 / -0

I get dry skin around the base of my penis when the heat comes on. It's different for everyone.

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Phishhed44 1 point ago +1 / -0

But can it sense “global warming”? Nobody can. 😂

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NeedMoarPillows 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who is talking about global warming? I'm talking about the heat in my house.

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Phishhed44 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was just kidding but, that sux?!

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CirclebackGinger 2 points ago +2 / -0

At least you typed mucous in reference to penises and not moist in reference to vaginas. 😳🤢🤷🏼‍♀️😂

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Phishhed44 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, I had to draw the line cuz pron bad?

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SirRupert 2 points ago +2 / -0

Without sounding prudish, this topic I find only to your taste.

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NeedMoarPillows 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don't ask if you don't want to hear, I'm sorry you are too prudish to hear about basic human anatomy.

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SirRupert 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sometimes you need to let the hair grow before you can properly trim it.

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moodyblue 1 point ago +1 / -0

Um maybe menopause!? IDK, 54 female and never heard of it. I’ve had plenty of real conversations with my OBGYN. This was never mentioned. Yet, I’m in the south east and It takes longer for any new trend to get across the country.

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R3tro 42 points ago +42 / -0

My brother got vaxxed. Felt like shit since (6 months ago). Finally convinced him to trust me. Gave him a prophylactic 1 week dose of ivermectin. Finished his last pill on Monday. He says he feels like pre jab. No more body pains, no more fatigue, no more brain fog, migraines just disappeared. Just sayin…

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mitmont123 8 points ago +9 / -1

Great for your brother and you. Here’s a vid of a Hydra from a bug but look at the size. It’s been reported that there have been hydra found in the vax’s. The bug is a praying mantis. https://www.bitchute.com/video/qP3plNVVLngJ/

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NeedMoarPillows 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can you link to anyone saying that has been found in the vax? I'd love to share.

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Phishhed44 3 points ago +3 / -0

They found in Japan.

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portuguesemama123 4 points ago +4 / -0

glad to hear that there might actually be a cure for those who survive the acute phase. thanks for the info.

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TC10284 3 points ago +3 / -0

Where did you get your doses of ivermectin? I would like to get some for myself.

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BTFO 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just use animal paste like Durvets. It's less than $10 at your local animal and farm store and it has weights on the syringe/plunger so all you have to do is push a little bit out to the notch that matches your bodyweight. Myself and 10+ family members & friends have all used it. It's effective as hell. I got very sick with some sort of virus a couple of months ago and it wiped out nearly all of my symptoms within 24 hours.

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huntfishpede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Legit ones are at animal and farm stores if they even have them in stock. Be careful with online sellers like Amazon, many people are getting duped into buying knock offs that may not even be ivermectin

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R3tro 2 points ago +2 / -0

I got mine from alldaychemist.com It is online pharmaceuticals from India. So you need to be comfortable from ordering overseas. The fact that most of our Pharma companies manufacture their shit in China, you should feel comfortable ordering from India any day of the week. you place the order online, pay for it either through electronic fund transfer, or do the way I did by creating a vendor through my online banking paying that vendor, once the vendor receives the money, they will final process your order. They then will pack everything up and ship everything out. Keep in mind since it’s coming from overseas, it will take probably about 4 to 5 weeks to get your meds. I purchased 60 tabs of ivermectin at 6 mg, and also 90 tabs of hydroxychloroquine at 200 mg. The meds plus shipping all cost $117

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GDZeus 2 points ago +2 / -0

I will tell my friend who recently got her second jab to keep her job. After the first she felt like crap, and she was sick with a cold about 2 weeks ago, so I can imagine after this jab she will be feeling worse. She is upset that she felt she had no choice but to get it to have employment. She did search for jobs before she got the first jab, even jobs that pay way less than her current job. I tried my hardest to convince her to let them fire her & keep looking for a job. Truthfully I’m surprised she didn’t tell her job to FO. I told her they need her way more than she needs them. They can’t go a day without her bosses asking her for help to fix their mistakes. I spoke to someone few months back who worked at the same company if he knew her, he said “yes, she is the go to person when you need help with anything.” The company contracts with the military so that’s why the company isn’t backing down on the shots, and they did fire people over it too.

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JizmJunky 24 points ago +24 / -0

Ok ill ask. What is a winter vagina? I've only experienced wet warm tropical ones

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1776-Nurse 27 points ago +27 / -0

As a vagina owner.. I have never even heard of "winter vagina" and based on these explanations I certainly haven't ever had it. Must be a liberal thing, what with the dust and all, I imagine it's like an abandoned attic down there.

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RS34ME 8 points ago +8 / -0

KEK!!! As another vagina owner. I concur!

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MichelleObamasBalls 5 points ago +5 / -0

My guess is chapped lips. 😜

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portuguesemama123 3 points ago +3 / -0

ha ha! "bad wife syndrome" ;)

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pepperonishoes 1 point ago +1 / -0

👍

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wetsock 11 points ago +11 / -0

Dry coochie

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NeedMoarPillows 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's just dry skin like you get when you turn your heat on and your fingers get dry and crack.

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Dee68 11 points ago +11 / -0

I have never, ever heard of a woman getting dried and cracked vagina skin. Never.

Is this a thing?

Doesn't drinking water help?

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portuguesemama123 7 points ago +7 / -0

Dry, yes. associated with aging (and imho reduced sexual activity) cracked. NEVER. The blessed lady part is protected from the weather, and helped with mucous... nose gets cracked due to winter air exposure and/or nose blowing.

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Encognegro98ckun2qb 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’m sure it does but having a good man does wonders

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NeedMoarPillows 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is a very real thing that happens in winter. They're just not talking to you about it. Water helps, but in winter the heat is on, the air is dryer, it's a normal thing.

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Dee68 4 points ago +4 / -0

As a vagina owner, this does not seem normal at all.

It is akin to claiming winter buttcrack.

I'm from the northern climate. Winters are cold. We tend to keep things covered up when not in use.

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NeedMoarPillows 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm a dude and I get winter buttcrack, what are you even talking about?

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Dee68 2 points ago +2 / -0

Didn't realize that was a thing either.

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happycamperval2 2 points ago +2 / -0

….that doesn’t happen to vaginas

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MichelleObamasBalls 2 points ago +2 / -0

My guess is chapped lips.

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Dee68 20 points ago +20 / -0

What?!?!

No, January penis? What about seasonal semen?

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penisse [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

At least you have an all-year-round u/penisse👍🏻

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Wtf_socialismreally 7 points ago +7 / -0

Normally I'd shit talk you for quad posting yet the comical timing and content of the post as well as the obnoxiousness all fit tremendously

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suave200 6 points ago +6 / -0

IDK, but one can certainly freeze their balls off.

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canusa65 4 points ago +4 / -0

Minaj Cousin Balls is what I heard is the male equivalent

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Wtf_socialismreally 16 points ago +16 / -0

Ahh blood clots during winter, the most common disease known to mankind. It happens every year and billions die.

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ElectionPredictor 13 points ago +13 / -0

Common cold to now be known as common clot

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GoAskAlice 9 points ago +9 / -0

Is 'Winter Vagina' real? Expert debunks fad, says it's NOT a thing

https://meaww.com/winter-vagina-real-expert-debunks-thing

The Sun, The Times and the New York Post - just to name a few out of the fake medias are trying to bs the sheep/stupid who believe the vax is the right thing to do. Idiots.

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DaughteroftheKing 9 points ago +9 / -0

Exactly what this article says…. How can the cold dry air of winter creep into your pants, undies, separate your labias (major and minor) and dry out the vagina. I cry BS. Does anyone get “winter butthole” or “winter dick”..? Although I think my husband might return from hunting camp this year with some chafing of the penis. He’s a frequent pisser and it’s been pretty cold and windy

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JohnCoctoston 9 points ago +9 / -0

...you had me at vagina

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MegoThor 5 points ago +5 / -0

...you lost me at winter

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Ogcarvattack 9 points ago +9 / -0

I have experienced shrinkage.

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FormerLibtard94 5 points ago +5 / -0

I kek’d

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USRifle_Cal30M1 8 points ago +8 / -0

I wonder how many non-vaxed will experience these “totally always been a thing, Winter blood clots”

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ElectionPredictor 8 points ago +8 / -0

Nuremberg called. They want to know what the wait is.

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americanjerky 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'll never trust the medical industry ever again

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AngelCole 7 points ago +7 / -0

I was reading through the VAERS reports under life threatening and there was a man who was reporting that his spike protein test was negative after 6 months and he was upset about this. He donates blood.😡 I was saying to myself, what an idiot, he wants spike proteins, damn, brainwashed.🙄🤡

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tracybean76 6 points ago +6 / -0

What the heck is "winter vagina"??????????????

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rooftoptendie 5 points ago +5 / -0

something nudists get.

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CirclebackGinger 2 points ago +2 / -0

And it’s caused by climate change! 🤷🏼‍♀️

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suave200 6 points ago +6 / -0

do vagina's hibernate during the winter or something?

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polish_snausage 5 points ago +5 / -0

This headline must be trigger words for some MK ultra victims

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Kekshot 5 points ago +8 / -3

And where the hell are the white hats to just let It happen ? At this point, a kinectic war would have killed less people than the shots

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GA_Logic 10 points ago +10 / -0

The flipside is that we now know the people we can not trust and the people we can trust.

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Wtf_socialismreally 4 points ago +4 / -0

So the people I can trust are me, myself and I. The people I can't trust aren't me, myself or I.

That's a pretty lonely existence.

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BTFO 4 points ago +4 / -0

Are we in the end times? Jesus said many (including Christians) would be deceived.

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Phishhed44 5 points ago +5 / -0

Certainly looks that way fren.

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TNBanjoMan 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Winter vagina...." Thanks, now I can't get that out of my head.

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mengderen 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ah, a new definition of "the winter of our discontent".. 🤔

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TNBanjoMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂

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Copperselectrons 4 points ago +4 / -0

How to read this and see anything besides winter vagina. Im so lost rn

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Toolbane 4 points ago +4 / -0

Winter vagina! You can't make this shit up! Wait, I guess you can.

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aslan_is_0n_the_m0ve 4 points ago +4 / -0

Question: Will donated blood from the jabbed help spread this plague.

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Phishhed44 4 points ago +4 / -0

We ALL wanna know. Just pray you never need blood.

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ElectionPredictor 1 point ago +1 / -0

It will have spike proteins and be cytotoxic, yes. Avoid.

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PhDinNY 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can something only one molecule thick actually make cuts that are significant? It would seem that such a thin cut wouldn't even be noticed by a cell, since the cell membrane is thousands, if not tens of thousands, of molecules thick.

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Phishhed44 2 points ago +2 / -0

I read where that’s pretty much exactly what happens in the venous system., hence the microclots.

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PhDinNY 3 points ago +3 / -0

Perhaps it is due to them reading that the graphene is like "microscopic razor blades", and therefore, causes clots. I think it is more likely that the clots are caused by the body's reaction to the mRNA process.

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Phishhed44 2 points ago +2 / -0

Could be? Time will tell as dark is overcome with LIGHT 💡

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Ogcarvattack 3 points ago +3 / -0

Old cold pussy herself...

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Mister_Winston 3 points ago +3 / -0

Holy crap leftists love saying the word vagina.

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bydesign 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm going to go shove a quart of coconut oil "up there" to make sure I don't suffer from the dreaded Winter Vagina. Yikes.

I really wish I could change my user name to Winter Vagina, it sounds like a potential Bond girl name.

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portuguesemama123 3 points ago +3 / -0

Winter vagina?? i don't think so! from an article in livewell --

"Would you say births are seasonal? In other words, many are conceived during the colder months and not the warmer months?"

“The CDC tracks birth data nationwide, and July through October are the busiest birth months, with August typically having the highest number of births. It appears more babies are conceived during the winter months, which makes sense when you live in a cold Midwestern state - there's not a lot to do in January when it is freezing cold outside and gets dark at 5 o’clock!”

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PhDinNY 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm still not sure which is correct: 1) the clot shots put enough in your system to affect EVERY cell in your body via the mRNA mechanism, or 2) only the cells of the flesh in the vicinity of the injection get modified with the mRNA. Does anyone know, for sure, which of these two options is correct?

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Encognegro98ckun2qb 2 points ago +2 / -0

Both… any

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Phishhed44 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well if it only affected the local jab site what would be the purpose of the mRNA? To modify the immune system the code needs to go into the organs.

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Young_Patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Winter vagina?

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zinc_ionophores_yay 2 points ago +2 / -0

Didn't someone made a post on GAW here with a blood clot article a few hours ago? Now another journalist -- or propagandist -- has one up in a different paper? Wow. The elites' strategists must know it will be bad and has tasked their minions to coordinate the disinformation.

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ElectionPredictor 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes I think they were saying kids get them... Facepalm.

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ifififififokiedokie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why was it never this way my last 34 winters? My 95 year old grandfather said winters seem to be getting colder and global warming is bullshit...

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MegoThor 2 points ago +2 / -0

winter vagina

The "author" has a Frozen kink.

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Killaskinna 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yea! If you die of your vaccine in the cold, your blood will clot, I never knew!

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PeaceThruPrayer 1 point ago +1 / -0

https://www.thesun.co.uk/health/16862556/cold-weather-affect-body/

Not only the 2 symptoms above but the article warns of: Asthma and upper repertory issues, Hear Attacks due to the cold, Pushes the flu shot…

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JackieDaytona74 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well great. A new phrase that I never wanted to know about.

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ThisIsHowItStarts 1 point ago +1 / -0

The only problem with this article, even though we all know it’s not true, is that I live in Arizona and we don’t really have a winter here. Same as Hawaii and other places. This is so stupid are you to tell people that live in Southern California that they have winter vagina give me a break

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momster2 1 point ago +1 / -0

All you snowbirds, head on down to AZ. We have plenty of sunshine (Vitamin D) and we do not wear masks.

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MichelleObamasBalls 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pretty sure winter vagina means chapped lips. Heyoooo

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RichieAppel 1 point ago +1 / -0

Winter vagina? What the hell is winter vagina? Is it like a cold cunt sandwich?

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Grady_Wilson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Amazing that I had never heard of 'winter blood clots' prior to the Clot Shot being forced on everyone.

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NeedMoarPillows 1 point ago +4 / -3

Hmm, another post by Penis that gets stickied and slides important information on the forum.

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Encognegro98ckun2qb 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good catch

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RoloTomassi1723 1 point ago +1 / -0

WTF is Winter Vajayjay

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HughJohnson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Winter Vagina! Just when you think you've reached the brink of insanity, it growe miles longer.

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moodyblue 1 point ago +1 / -0

What the hell is a Winter V? Rhetorical question because I really don’t want to know! Women will be searching this on Dr Google 👀 to self treat🤣 (I’m not against researching for your health and using natural medicine. You gotta have common sense if you go down that rabbit hole!)

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GlobalOrcs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Disuse syndrome. You know, the nuns used to live in frigid cells.

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we_let_this_happen 1 point ago +1 / -0

is there a link to this article?

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ProPatriaMori 1 point ago +1 / -0

DIABOLICAL DISORIENTATION

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Mustang289hipo 1 point ago +1 / -0

CNN anchors Kiss under Dingleberry Teabags while slurping Eggnog and Sniffing Frosty Nutella fingers!! Right Lemondrop and Fredobaggins!!

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahaha blood clots were never a thing until now. So they are also blaming vaccine adverse reactions on Covid.

I’ve said it all along. DELTA IS THE VACCINE. Now omicron gets turn on the hamster wheel.

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CirclebackGinger 1 point ago +1 / -0

The only real and pressing questions I have (as I’m sure everyone else does) are: what the holy gynecological horror is winter vagina, how does one know they’ve contracted winter vagina, and last but not least, if I do contract winter vagina can I give it to my husband!?🤷🏼‍♀️🤔🤨