Per Trump's Executive Order, we technically now own China and all other entities that interfered in our presidential election, enabling a treasonous coup d'etat against our country.

Once the dust settles, I think that's when Trump's oft repeated expression "You're going to be very happy" kicks into high gear.

There is no longer any legitimate justification for American citizens to pay federal income tax (there never actually was) or federal student loan debt. The latter is a sickening scheme to make students pay a lifetime penalty for their ambition by constantly capitalizing interest and pretending the student borrowed it, so they have to pay interest on interest on interest on interest on interest, etc., with no possibility of a fresh start through bankruptcy—effectively making them debt slaves to the federal government for the rest of their lives—over a decision made when they were teenagers (the group best known for making really excellent major life decisions).