I have a lucky rock. Today I drove home without crashing my car and dying. I am thankful for my lucky rock for being safe and effective.
I did have an accident even though I had my lucky rock. But without my lucky rock, I would have died.
People without lucky rocks are making my lucky rock not work. I am tired of it!
And if your lucky rock happened to be a chunk of uranium and I pointed out that it was killing you I bet you'd fly off the handle lol
Kek!
I want a rock to tie a string around. I will love it and squeeze it and call it George.
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I keep a lucky coin (its a trump coin in a plastic shell) in my pocket that works as good or better then a mask at keeping me safe. It is based upon the same science that says to wear a mask. (I really have the coin)
I think the current advice is to have at least 2 lucky rocks. It may be necessary to get at third, later, to enhance the luck of the first two.