Just a guess, but her real secrets aren't a plate of cheesy snacks.

Go a little darker.

My mother's sisters used to pass this mag along to her when they were done reading it. The one thing I always noticed about it is its mixed messaging.

On the cover of Every. Single. Issue. there is one article on losing weight and another article on some decadent dessert.

I saw a magazine today I think it was the enquirer front page Biden crime stuff.

Yea! Forgot she's dead.

I once took a picture of the magazine rack at the checkout because it was all so bad. So much propaganda and badness.