My wife and I both had Covid virus this week. I would like to complain.
Neither of us had chest or nasal congestion, no drippy nose or watering eyes, no difficulty breathing, no vomiting or upset stomache, no diarhea, etc... .
The worst symptoms are lack of appetite and muscle aches! What the hell? I don't want "charlie horses" in my legs late at night, or shoulder pains that come and go. Screw that! Who designed this virus?
From here on out, I want our viruses to be designed by Americans.
No more unexplained aches and pains, no general feeling of lack of energy... I want to see explosive diarhea and eye popping headaches. I want projectile vomitting.
Can we get Americans to design the next variant? Lets get some beef behind this Covid.
My kids are going on a 7-day Carnival Cruise starting tomorrow. I know. That's grand central station for Covid virus.
The funny thing is that there are so many cancellations that they are being offered nice upgrades cheap. The ship will have a lot of available space. No fighting for lounge chairs and hot tub space. They will have a good time. They also aren't worried about Omicron.