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John Stamos did not commit suicide! (media.greatawakening.win)
posted ago by Iceman80 ago by Iceman80 +159 / -2
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truthloveliberty 20 points ago +20 / -0

Stamos is one of those people who never seemed to age.

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hildberht 11 points ago +11 / -0

Saget a jew?

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Scorp29 5 points ago +5 / -0

yep

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LeoDavid 8 points ago +9 / -1

9 suspected pedophiles, one named Stamos; wearing an ankle monitor covered by an ankle brace. Stamos doesn't age because he consumes adrenochrome from children he tortures. Carrying out the dead pedophile Bob Saget.

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Stephanie1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Never heard anything bad about stamos, though

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horseyPatriot 13 points ago +13 / -0

I have a theory. He was on the ABC soap opera General Hospital. So was Demi Moore. Kelly Ripa got her start on All My Children. She is fast friends with Anderson Cooper. We know Obama had a thing for Wendy who was a relative to Agnes Nixon - the force behind all of those ABC soap operas.

There is something with all of these ABC soap operas....

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GMFactual 4 points ago +4 / -0

try 7 layers of thought programing per 30min block.

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highlandparker 2 points ago +2 / -0

cia ops

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truthloveliberty 9 points ago +9 / -0

There’s suspicious a pic of him, with Saget, and Tom Hanks.

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Oh_Well_ian 6 points ago +7 / -1

and that is exactly how Hollywood Pedo blackmail works

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Semmelweis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is it common to haul em around out on carts now? Or is that just some Hollywood $50,000 option? Seems like a bit of a slap in the face to ritual/ceremony to me.

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muhqtardtho 3 points ago +3 / -0

They ask what you want to do. When we buried my cousin all of us dudes looked at our varying heights and decided to wheel his ass up there lol.

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citypeople 2 points ago +2 / -0

It actually is common. However, at the cemetery they carry.

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djmarcone 1 point ago +1 / -0

that's a good point. No carts on uneven ground at the grave. Carts can work at the funeral home where it's paved.

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NYC_4_Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not Uncle Jessie - HAVE MERCY!

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Iceman80 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

His character on General Hospital was named ‘Blackie’. Such blatant cultural misappropriation back in those days.

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tattletalestrangler 2 points ago +2 / -0

I guess someone could keep track of any Stamos sightings and see if the boot eventually goes missing, which would indicate it's there for medical reasons.

I remember seeing someone in a boot and some internet sleuths doing some investigation across several pictures and noticing the boot changed foots. Examining how a shirt or jacket buttoned to make sure the picture wasn't a mirror image. Can't remember who was wearing the boot.

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Iceman80 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

‘Noname’ was the guy who put it on the wrong leg.

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tattletalestrangler 2 points ago +2 / -0

I believe you are correct and that's the person I saw the sleuthing done on. Thanks!

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rherrell 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can't see his other shoe, how do you know it's not the same as the so called "boot"?

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RedPillQ17 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stamos' left shoe is a shiny leather lace-up style with a pointy toe front, whereas his right foot has a wedge rear heel, round-shaped toe and a dull surface (looks like he's wearing a black sock under the straps of a black ankle brace style boot with an open top/front on his right foot).

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Rardog900 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's not lifting I've done that a few times my uncle said take the middle handle it's lighter

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RisingTidePod 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's on wheels.

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RedPillQ17 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stamos doesn't even have his left hand on the casket. Look at how the other guys are holding the handles down much lower than where Stamos has his left hand.

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Rardog900 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you had a foot ouchie no way you gonna be a pall bearer

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wethepeople74 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is he not holding the back of the casket?

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djmarcone 1 point ago +1 / -0

they've got 8 pall bearers and are still using a cart?

Bunch 'o wimps.

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HopefulSkeptic 1 point ago +1 / -0

is there something under the pant leg of the man in front of him? looks like it to me

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Lynnshepard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hmmm... He's wearing a boot... Ankle monitor???

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Callmejuls 1 point ago +1 / -0

The shape of a gun, plus look at the shape that Stamos is making with his free hand.

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Eph612 1 point ago +1 / -0

It looks as though he’s holding something in his hand - you can see a shiny object, maybe his cellphone? And I believe what looks like the rest of his hand is actually the hand of the man walking behind him.

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Callmejuls 1 point ago +1 / -0

You sure? I saw a symbol being formed

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Eph612 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, I’m not sure but I don’t think anybody else could be either. He could just have his fingers curled around whatever appears to be in his hand. I’m not a fan and, believe me, these days I can’t even watch TV without wondering if everybody is a flippin’ Satanist. But I don’t want to give Satan that much credit, so I’m not going to assume every inadvertent gesture or hand/finger positioning is a satanic flag. There’s enough deliberate ones being flashed.

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5DWeBe 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s an optical allusion. Stamos is holding keys in his hand. The man behind him has his hand hanging at the same level. Together they look like one.

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Judiwont 1 point ago +1 / -0

Weird you’d be holding your keys while walking with a casket? No?

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5DWeBe 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s what I thought too. Very rude nonetheless. Not that Saget deserves respect. He’s definitely holding something. Maybe he was going straight to his car after.

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P900 0 points ago +1 / -1

Definitely something there.

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detransthrowaway 1 point ago +1 / -0

nice prank. i know a 👌 when i see it

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Iceman80 [S] 14 points ago +15 / -1

Hahaha….you must be new here. Welcome, fren!

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txbred 2 points ago +7 / -5

Nah, I've been here from the beginning...I guess making a mountain out of a mole hill is what you call common .win posting etiquette, I mean, there is literally no such thing as an akle monitor boot lol.

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bootyjuice 11 points ago +11 / -0

the implication is that they use the boots to hide the ankle monitor.

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Iceman80 [S] 5 points ago +7 / -2

Come on man, this together with the suspicious pic of him with Saget and Hanks are interesting indeed.

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Saline 1 point ago +2 / -1

KEK, I had to sign in just to updoot this comment and KEK out loud. I saw his comment first then saw this and had a really good belly laugh. Thanks Pede.

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Khakiclay 4 points ago +4 / -0

You missed OP point and joke