1 Biden Congratulates Michelle Obama On Supreme Court Confirmation

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-congratulates-michelle-obama-on-supreme-court-confirmation

2 Clarence Thomas Receives Invite To Celebration Of First Black Supreme Court Justice

https://babylonbee.com/news/clarence-thomas-receives-invite-to-celebration-of-first-black-supreme-court-justice

3 Aides Getting Nervous As Biden's Life Alert Button And Nuclear Launch Button Look Remarkably Similar

https://babylonbee.com/news/potential-problem-bidens-life-alert-button-and-nuclear-launch-button-pretty-similar-looking

4 Senate Democrats Refuse To Grant Legal Status To Children Dreaming Of Being Born

https://babylonbee.com/news/senate-democrats-refuse-grant-legal-status-children-dreaming-born

5 Biden Shares His Secret To Keeping Calm In A Crisis: Senility

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-shares-key-to-keeping-calm-in-a-crisis-senility

6 Exclusive: We Have Obtained A Copy Of Joe Biden's Day Planner

https://babylonbee.com/news/exclusive-we-have-obtained-a-copy-of-joe-bidens-day-planner

7 Elizabeth Warren Proposes Replacing Government-Created Problem With New, Bigger Government-Created Problem

https://babylonbee.com/news/elizabeth-warren-proposes-replacing-government-created-problem-with-new-bigger-government-created-problem

8 Twitter A Pretty Pleasant Place To Work Now That All The Angry Leftists Are Quitting In Protest

https://babylonbee.com/news/twitter-a-pretty-pleasant-place-to-work-now-that-all-the-angry-leftists-are-quitting-in-protest

9 Apple IPhone Evolved Naturally Over Billions Of Years, Experts Now Believe

https://babylonbee.com/news/apple-iphone-evolved-naturally-billions-years-experts-now-believe

10 Doctors Now Prescribing Krispy Kremes To Kids For 'Fat-Affirming Care'

https://babylonbee.com/news/doctors-now-prescribing-krispy-kremes-to-kids-for-fat-affirming-care

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