Twitter's all hands meeting to discuss the Elon Musk hostile takeover just wrapped up! Whaddya think they talked about, guise? (see too comment)
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BREAKING NEWS
Then he will sell, and stocks will plummet.
hot take.
He threatens to sell, people holding twitter will see a potential crash and crash it themselves. Elon then buys the "dip" / crash and now can squeeze even harder after he owns... let's call it 30% for kicks and giggles. Just my $0.02.
Then we arrive where we are now, but with higher stakes (more for the cabal to lose), and if Elon sells before the crash happens, he makes a killing in the sales.
This is the play. Is that you, DFV?
Haha, no 😔
Stock will be fine.
This is just Elon putting himself and his interest first. I'm sure he will try to cause the stock to go up and then sell. Im willing to bet that there will be news articles in the near future about how Elon sold all his shares.
You're completely misreading this situation. Elon is a billionaire who lives in a trailer and eats peanut butter sandwiches everyday. This isn't a "make a quick buck" scheme. The dude was happy playing with his space/car toys until twitter banned one of his favorite satire accounts. This is personal for Elon. He doesn't care at all about the money.
I could just picture him laughing with his mouth full of PB&J and then he sees, "This account has been suspended."
Throws his sandwich, calls up his broker, and the rest is history.
Is that why he constantly does Doge coin pump and dumps?
Who is his favorite satire account?
Babylon Bee 🐝