1 Scientists Warn Of Rapidly Spreading 'Musk Derangement Syndrome'

https://babylonbee.com/news/scientists-warn-of-rapidly-spreading-musk-derangement-syndrome

2 Fauci Says Attacking Puppy Torture Is An Attack On Science

https://babylonbee.com/news/fauci-says-attacking-puppy-torture-is-an-attack-on-science

3 Doctor Botches Abortion, Child Tragically Born

https://babylonbee.com/news/doctor-botches-abortion-child-tragically-born

4 Professionals Work Tirelessly To Discover Which Political Party Should Be Blamed For Virus

https://babylonbee.com/news/professionals-work-tirelessly-to-discover-which-political-party-should-be-blamed-for-virus

5 Automation: More Doctors Being Replaced By Kiosks That Just Play Pfizer Commercials

https://babylonbee.com/news/automation-more-doctors-being-replaced-by-kiosks-that-just-play-pfizer-commercials

6 Brutal: Other Disciples Gift Peter A Rooster-Crowing Alarm Clock

https://babylonbee.com/news/brutal-disciples-gift-peter-a-rooster-crowing-alarm-clock

7 Op-Ed: What In Tarnation Is A 'Womxn'?

https://babylonbee.com/news/frank-t-rutherford-op-ed-what-in-tarnation-is-a-womxn

8 Op-Ed: There's A Difference Between 'Cancel Culture' And Wanting To Throw Commies Out Of A Helicopter

https://babylonbee.com/news/op-ed-theres-a-difference-between-cancel-culture-and-wanting-to-throw-commies-out-of-a-helicopter

9 Satan Releases Statement Declaring Victory Over Jesus

https://babylonbee.com/news/satan-releases-statement-declaring-victory-over-jesus

10 Roman Soldier Assigned To Guard Tomb Of Some Jewish Carpenter Looking Forward To Uneventful Weekend

https://babylonbee.com/news/roman-soldier-in-charge-of-guarding-tomb-of-a-troublemaking-jewish-carpenter-looking-forward-to-an-uneventful-weekend

...don't worry...

...Bee happy....

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