1 18 Things That Lasted Longer Than CNN+

https://babylonbee.com/news/18-things-that-lasted-longer-than-cnn

2 FBI To Host First Annual Jan 6 Reunion

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-to-host-first-annual-jan-6-reunion

3 With Pandemic Ending, People Who Yell At Others To Wear Masks In Danger Of Never Feeling Important Again

https://babylonbee.com/news/with-vaccine-ending-pandemic-people-who-yell-at-other-people-to-put-on-their-masks-worried-theyll-never-feel-important-again

4 'Execute Order 66,' Says Ron DeSantis Ordering The Execution Of All Disney Mascots

https://babylonbee.com/news/execute-order-66-says-cloaked-ron-desantis-ordering-the-execution-of-all-disney-mascots

5 Excited Parents Throw Gender Reveal Party For Their Teenager

https://babylonbee.com/news/excited-parents-throw-gender-reveal-party-teenager

6 Boring Man's Preferred Pronouns 'He,' 'Him'

https://babylonbee.com/news/boring-mans-preferred-pronouns

7 Biden Administration Looks To Reimplement Mask Mandates In Bid To Drive Approval Rating Even Lower

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-administration-looks-to-reimplement-mask-mandates-in-bid-to-get-approval-rating-even-lower

8 Study Finds No One Ever Actually Liked U2 It's Just That Everyone Thought Everyone Else Did And No One Wanted To Speak Up And Make It Awkward

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-no-one-ever-actually-liked-u2-its-just-that-everyone-thought-everyone-else-did-and-no-one-wanted-to-speak-up-and-make-it-awkward

9 Flight Attendants Thankful As They Can Now Identify Problem Customers More Quickly

https://babylonbee.com/news/flight-attendants-thankful-as-they-can-now-identify-problem-customers-more-quickly

10 CNN+ Exceeds All Expectations By Lasting Nearly 3 Weeks

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-exceeds-all-expectations-by-lasting-nearly-3-weeks

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