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WTFChuck 25 points ago +28 / -3

Pertinent part imo:

"CO - V - FE - FE = Cobalt Vanadium Iron Iron aka Iron Cobalt Vanadium Alloy. Iron-Cobalt-Vanadium is a soft magnetic alloy with the highest flux density of any strip core alloy, making it ideal for use in tape cores and magnetic cores in electrical equipment. More on this special alloy in a moment. There is some context needed first.

President Trump signs an executive order allowing the ban of the Chinese Huawei to take place. Then six days later a bill is introduced called H.R. 2881: Secure 5G and Beyond Act which passed and was signed into law March 23rd, 2020. Further legislation H.R.4998 - Secure and Trusted Communications Networks Act of 2019 This bill approved the tearing out of the Huawei and Apple's 5G network from the entire nation's cellular network.

Why Though? The 5G made by China through Huawei and Apple run at 60Ghz. This is the resonant frequency of the oxygen atom, which causes the water molecule's two oxygen atoms to spin, causing the water molecule to vibrate very fast and heat up. Can cause the lungs to not be able to absorb the water and the water can superheat causing their organs to be microwaved.

Much safer 5G technology was brought about and this is where COVFEFE comes into play. Covfefe magnets essentially cleanse the impurities from 5G and work on an ionic level to keep oxygen from being depleted, rendering the signals harmless. Which turns it into a Tesla system effectively healing your body while giving you 5G. This is not a new technology here is a US Patent from 1972 US3695944A."

Edit to add this part: "Covfefe = Safe 5G for Americans Despite all the weirdness around the tweet, we can clearly see that President Trump was looking out for us by forcing the conversation about Huawei's 60Ghz system into the public. Not only is covfefe protecting us from that system, but The border wall also has transducers on the bottom of it. And those big iron stays on the wall act like tuning forks effectively keeping out the harmful 5G system of 60Ghz. They can also detect the footfalls and movements of anyone within 50 feet and relay the data back to ICE agent stations. This has helped to pave the way for 6G which uses the Quantum Zeno effect, aka the Turning paradox. We will go over 6G technology at a later date. "

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americruiser1111 10 points ago +11 / -1

And no more blogs about 5G or 6G since then...

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Greekish 2 points ago +3 / -1

Normally I would willingly suspend my disbelief but water is HHO not HOO and why would lungs absorb water anyway?

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Knotnow 1 point ago +1 / -0

No it's not. Water is H2O (HOO). HHO is Oxy-hydrogen gas.

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TakeItBack 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where did you see that--HOO? Also, there's water vapor in the air we inhale and exhale............

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BrotherAmerica 2 points ago +2 / -0

The post he responded to mentioned Huawei 5G causing the "two oxygen atoms" in water molocules to spin.

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TakeItBack 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ah, thank you. I missed that.

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americruiser1111 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good catch!

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MordenGeist 2 points ago +3 / -1

Awesome info snapshot of the bigger picture. Thanks for this!!

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CQVFEFE 2 points ago +3 / -1

Just a simple typo

Trying to type coverage

Note letter positions on tiny phone keyboard

Typo.

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VetforTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nope, wanna hear the miracles of 6G now please?

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hanksno 2 points ago +3 / -1

Whoa...Thanks for this. Very illuminating.

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Godisgloryy 17 points ago +17 / -0

I am just telling you, God had mercy on us. He really loves us and sent an angel to our world President DJT

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QUADBRIX 4 points ago +4 / -0

I said a quick prayer first, then I chuckled at the unbidden image in my head.

Me, knelt down in a solemn moment, and Trump of the "riding a tank" meme barreling through the wall like the Kool Aid man.

God bless Donald John Trump.

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Boomahremovah 1 point ago +1 / -0

Your light shines just as bright.

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Godisgloryy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you, Grace be with you.

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Death_Metal_Patriot 15 points ago +15 / -0

"water molecule's two oxygen atoms"

water

TWO oxygen atoms

Listen man, for me to take this kind of stuff seriously, you can't be getting really basic shit like this wrong.

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ButterGolemsAhoy 11 points ago +11 / -0

I feel like this type of garbage is written by our enemies in an effort to make us look like CrAzY CoNsPiRaCy ThEoRiStS

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CoolAsACucumber 5 points ago +5 / -0

It is.

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45-4KAG 7 points ago +7 / -0

🤣 Where's dominion so I can upvote you more than once!

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VeilOfReality 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is a stretch from the beginning, going from CO-V-FE-FE "Cobalt Vanadium Iron Iron" to "Iron Cobalt Vanadium Alloy" for no discernable reason. Even the linear formula is listed as either "FeCoV" or "CoFeV", so why use a different one? Why re-order the elements and why have iron there twice? Iron makes up 49% of the alloy just like Cobalt does, so it's not like it's there as an indicator of an increased incidence of iron.

Then there's the business with the "two oxygen atoms" of water which continues to give me doubt of the author's ability to read or understand chemical formulas... Not to mention how much of a stretch everything else seems to be.

Are we just posting fanfiction now?

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Greekish 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes imho.

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RaymondBPanelli 2 points ago +2 / -0

My thoughts exactly

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Vapourface 5 points ago +5 / -0

This line "Covfefe magnets essentially cleanse the impurities from 5G and work on an ionic level to keep oxygen from being depleted, rendering the signals harmless"

I have seen this on a crappy meme, and perhaps someone can explain it, because to me it is COMPLETE NONSENSE

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VetforTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stranger that the story explained the real meaning in the opening. The author decided something else.

I think covfefe may have more than one application.

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PeaceAndLovePatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Either legit or well thought out 🐴💩

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dumb_okie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Interesting

Thank you

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SBDAmerican 2 points ago +3 / -1

Thought provoking. Potentially explains the tip of what I believe is a giant iceberg.

Thanks OP!

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VetforTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

We are supposed to believe that our phones now heal our bodies?

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MetalThatMatters 1 point ago +1 / -0

I knew it was more than a Yiddish idiom. Excellent.

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lalahemingway 1 point ago +1 / -0

Excellent find, thanks!

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AlaskaMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Excellent post!

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7Nick9 1 point ago +1 / -0

Interesting indeed.. 🤔

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CQVFEFE 1 point ago +2 / -1

Remember it's not BAD PRESS COVERAGE

It's BAD PRESS COFFEE

Because that makes more sense

Everyone uses the expression BAD PRESS COFFEE daily

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UndercoverFBIguy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Great read. Thank you.

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