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catsfive 11 points ago +12 / -1

I didn't find Saddam Hussein, so I suspect it's just a rough draft from memory

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PepperYourAngus [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

Oh he's there in the middle, painted red. Gotta zoom in ;)

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ProphetOfKek 7 points ago +7 / -0

Teleporter needs to also go to Racine.

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MICHIGANisRED 13 points ago +13 / -0

How did you get these blueprints?

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ChronicMetamorphosis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Deleted. Typical...

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LucilleBrawl 11 points ago +11 / -0

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!

Committing to memory!

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CaJuN-Polak 10 points ago +10 / -0

No bowling alley? What a dump.

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Aditon 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is brilliant and hilarious, thanks for your effort pede.

Fire the meme cannons

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WeAreThePlan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Epstein must be in there somewhere.

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catsfive 5 points ago +6 / -1

All his tunnels got filled in with concrete!

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lsdQ 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lmao

This isnt the complete version though. Here it is:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FRPtQE4XEAAP_dx.jpg:large

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Aspie 3 points ago +3 / -0

It says I don't have permission.

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boataholic 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sticky!???

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catsfive 4 points ago +5 / -1

Yuuup

We get this luxury when we're WINNING so HARD

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Bedminster 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is some high level shit, I'll need a minute to take it in.

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Shazxofshadilay 4 points ago +4 / -0

The deep cum zone, teleport to Bucha & Brazil 🤣

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Archon69 3 points ago +3 / -0

In the middle right

монолит -- monolith

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fsoawesome 3 points ago +3 / -0

They're all a bunch of communists acting like they're nazis. Funded and paid for by the luciferian communists every last one.

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Brent75 3 points ago +4 / -1

Where is DigDoug though? I don’t see him! Maybe awaiting respawn? :) :) :)

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catsfive 2 points ago +3 / -1

INSERT COIN

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pearlrevolver 3 points ago +3 / -0

A nice basic concept for a satirical D&D campaign right here. It needs a random encounter table, the rooms to be populated with low to mid-tier enemies, an ancient lizard-raced boss waiting in the most important area (data archives), unique loot, and varying story outcomes based on the player characters' actions. After the Ukraine chapter of destroying the cabal, the party will travel to Taiwan, then America, and lastly Israel where the final bosses of demons will be eliminated once and for all.

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HeyJesusBringMeABeer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Woah this reminds me of the WTC 9/11 one with Nietsche at the bottom in the "belly" of the whale. Anyone got that link?

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Recyclops 2 points ago +2 / -0

From the sketchbook of the "E-Team artists" that worked/lived at the WTC prior to 9/11.

https://markdotzler.com/Mark_Dotzler/WTC_Artists_files/911.gelatin4.jpg

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HeyJesusBringMeABeer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah that's nuts.

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Hopiumaddict 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahahaha good stuff

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polish_snausage 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is a wonderful thing!

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stevethefish76 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like the "Stepan Bandera Prayer Room." Nice touch.

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SNRNXS 1 point ago +1 / -0

As soon as I saw this:

"Where is Sadda- ahh, there he is."

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DZP1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just wait - they WILL find the biolab - Putin had intelligence info which drove the invasion. This is no game and no joke.

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BidenIsAPedoFreak 1 point ago +1 / -0

Would be funny if it weren’t so accurate.

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Everydaypast 1 point ago +1 / -0

The dead body storage and harvesting facility needs to be the size of the cum pit each.

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AzTrumplican 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol

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MudDog 1 point ago +1 / -0

where's saddam hussein?

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Mixchi 1 point ago +1 / -0

What's Dominican Republic 🇩🇴 doing here? 🤣🤣 I just want to know what my country of origin did.

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335K 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean...

Speechless.

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jasqid 1 point ago +1 / -0

Forgot the alien housing level.

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morum 1 point ago +1 / -0

thank you, this was a good, hearty laugh.

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Ranlove 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks about right … but thought all the Nazi saucers were In Antarctica …

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DJT4MoreYears 1 point ago +1 / -0

You forgot the living quarters for The Ghost of Kyev.

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BasedRawMilkDrinker 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's from 4chan lol pretty funny

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BatteryBaron 1 point ago +1 / -0

They could have at least standardized the hardware for the feet pics and the mega archives. And the minigun is running Linux? What a shocker. I did not look at the bottom half of the document.

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Cyberhawk 1 point ago +1 / -0

That some CGI stuff right there.

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kish-kumen 1 point ago +1 / -0

I believe in the portal room! The rest is fake news!