31 Jack Maxey posted 2 years ago by 4Mitchell4 2 years ago by 4Mitchell4 +31 / -0 Has he dropped off the face of the earth? Crickets for weeks. 7 comments share 7 comments share save hide report block hide replies
...he was seen recently at Trader Vic's drinking a piña colada with Jack Handy...
...and his hair was perfect...
...ah hoo ...
...howls....
Did he see Lon Chaney Jr. walking with the queen?
I told him he’d be demoted to huge faggot if he didn’t live up to his claims. Guess he got the message and just fucked off.
Threaten the lives of a man’s friends and family, and he tends to shut up.
Dammit, tho. No wonder we get cynical.