1 11 Thoughtful Mother's Day Gifts You Can Get At The Gas Station On The Way Home From Church
2 '1984' Prequel Released Where People Beg Big Brother To Take Away Their Rights To Protect Them From Virus
3 Police Warn Of Increase In Boring Murders That Would Never Make A Good Podcast
4 Wife Spends Afternoon Online Trying To Decide What Husband Will Get Her For Mother’s Day
5 JK Rowling Says She Always Imagined The White House Press Secretary As A Gay Black Woman
6 Dangerous Religious Group Gathers Outside Supreme Court To Demand The Right To Sacrifice Babies
7 Report: Zero Males Affected As Feminists Go On Sex Strike
https://babylonbee.com/news/report-zero-males-affected-as-liberal-women-go-on-sex-strike
8 Local Woman Using Complex NASA Algorithm To Remember Everything She's Boycotting
9 9 Terrifying Consequences Of Overturning Roe V. Wade
https://babylonbee.com/news/9-terrifying-consequences-of-roe-being-overturned
10 U.S. Ministry of Truth Interrogates Man Who Shared Misinformation
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Good morning, good doggie...6. would seem outrageous, except that it did happen in Texas a few months ago, "the church of satan" filed suit against the state, in opposition to the new Texas Heartbeat Bill, on the very day it went into effect, claiming that their religious practices included sacrificial offerings...and happily, babies hearts are still beating in Texas today!