298 () posted 1 year ago by BQnita 1 year ago by BQnita +299 / -1 23 comments share 23 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Only if I can wear a two-piece and show off my Live free or die hip tattoo...
Don't listen to him. I want to see it.
Hahahahaha! ;)
Love the username!
Thanks!
No deal. The picture is self explanatory, lady.
It's against based policy, but I am sure I can convince the heads to look the other way.
This time.
Gee, thanks!!
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Yep, so accurate. I'm shitposting only in my underwear 🤣🤣🤣
I laughed pretty hard at the "makes $0 dollars annually, and no benefits." Extremely accurate.
dank memes are payment enough
Saving the world is its own benefit!
I'm there and been there for years! Kek
Is there an opening to be the chair?
No matter how hot the occupant, you're still getting the rough end of the deal.
Chairburst: N. Flatulence emitted while seated in chair. Mushroom cloud often causes occupant to take snack break, reheat coffee, etc
Zappa weighs in also:
"You say you can't live with what you've been through
Well, ladies you can be an asshole too
You might pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you
But don't fool yerself girl
It's lookin' at you
Don't fool yerself girl
It's winkin' at you
Don't fool yerself girl
It's blinkin' at you..."
All I can think of is the Rick and Morty episode where one universe the chairs were sentient and humans were furniture😂🤣😂... oh man good times.
I lost.
Having worked my entire career in R&D, I can say with regret - nobody in R&D looks remotely like this.
Came for the tits. Stayed for the tits