317 What in the fresh hell is this? (twitter.com) posted 1 year ago by bubble_bursts 1 year ago by bubble_bursts +318 / -1 182 comments share 182 comments share save hide report block hide replies
project blue beam with a twist? alien hookers bring the red light district to China.
Three boobed variety?
Three tits? that's awesome.
You should really check out the uncensored version of the movie Total Recall. Good movie too!
Haha I didn't realise that was actually a thing in a movie, I was just referencing "Paul"
Yes in Total Recall (the older one), the hero is solicited by a three breasted prostitute. There were alot of mutations caused by solar radiation leaking through " cheap domes".
Need an extra titty to keep the mutant arm busy, or even the conjoined fetus that pops outta your chest like an alien but makes small talk instead of busting your rib cage.
"Open your mind"
If I remember correctly, she went for a premium price too.
those domes were made in china, too! (most likely)
That was a great movie!
What's the level of extra stuff in the uncensored version? Like is it like Robocop, just a bit of extra gore, or anything significant?
(I guess Robocop the ED-209 scene the extra gore is justified, it sort of underscores the seriousness of the um bug....)
Just the 3 tits if I remember correctly
HUH, that was in any version I've ever seen.
Edit: I wonder are they removing bits like this from streaming? I've heard of shit like this (I don't stream and this is one reason).
They are.. watched Harold and Kumar recently and the Asian titty cameo was removed
Their is a TV version, saw it several years ago.
Total Recall tit scene
I didn’t realize there WAS an uncensored version until I realized I was watching it.
Eccentrica Gallumbits, the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon VI.
Great, now the new Avatar movie will have giant blue uber liberal chicks w 5 tits that I secretly wanna bang
Edit: just reread the liberal part...secretly was a wise word.
Use a fake name and never tell her where you live.
It could be the four tit variety https://youtu.be/V-aaKTsbdVc?t=268
Eccentrica Gallumbits was not available for comment.
Imagine the motorboat you could do
Teeny weeny, zero-gravity boots
Lol. I really appreciate reading the humor in dark times like these :) thanks all!
......and abduct people and force them into weight loss programs.
"all right fatty, for dinner you can have the red snapper, or what's in the box!"
Nicely picked up on.
"What's in the box? Nothing! You are so stupid!"
Nothing like a game of "wheel of fish" for keeping it real.
Always love finding UHF quotes out in the wild. Who wants a drink from the fire hose!!!!
(Weird Al is on tour right now BTW. If he's anywhere near your town, GO. We've seen him perform many times over the years, he and his band are OUTSTANDING)
Hey, wait a minute, you aren't the pizza guys!
WTF? Look at the date. A few days early?
does the sheer amount of BS being put here give you the sudden feeling that this is waaaaay more important than they want us to think?
They'll say it's Jesus coming, but, don't be fooled by Chinese knock-offs. This one won't last 33 days much less 33 years
It's the new Chinese Jesus!*
*Holy Spirit sold separately
Is Jeseus Chinese? I thought he was black? I’m losing track
You forgot to carry the 1, but don't worry because math is a function of whiteness
Don't forget that breathing is racism so stop breathing
Pontius Pilot actually described him in hia writings. Walnut colored hair with blue eyes...
Did you stop watching the water to make this comment? Two more weeks for you!
He was on vacation by the ocean. Just seriously tanned.
Some Adult Assemberee Requiya!
Chinesus is amongst us
Test lighting the firmament in prep for that "alien invasion"?
Gonna be the "war of the worlds" of our era.
effected their speech too
I think that's just how Chinese sounds
Mandarin, you uncultured pleb.
(Sorry, just wanted to be "that guy")
When I was in high school there was an Albanian kid in my class who was drawing Chinese characters down a page and we were all amazed.
I asked him how he knew to write like that and he said:
Bro, it's easy. You just draw a house!
While trying to learning Japanese I started learning a bunch of these characters (they both share the same symbols) and I must say its pretty interesting how they take different symbols and add them together to make complex symbols. But in the end I find it very impractical because even to be able read basic text, you need to learn minimum 2000 symbols :(
He wasn't wrong lol.
Chinese you say...hmmmm
The vaccine effected their speech. 🤣
I can't understand a single word.
Simulation programmers accidentally switched sky.background_color to (255,0,0)
We get this all the time when the Earth_Parameters.sql file gets corrupted. It's what happens when the manager hires offshore programming labor and uses Agile. The newbies commit poorly tested code.
Of all the gibberish I hated in tech, Agile was the worst.
Agile is a methodology for incompetent managers and it has been pushed by con artists for too long.
I think originally "agile" was something along the lines of: let programmers just get on with programming and stop smothering them with management crap. Naturally, managers then enforced dozens of "agile methodologies" and procedures and other management crap.
It started as a methodology claimed to eliminate the errors and rigidity of waterfall programming done from a spec. Any idiot knows that you have to start from a clean and valid skeleton, but Agile kind of said that wasn't necessary. But it was like building a car by starting with the wiring harnesses and not with the frame then engine. Agile was such a giant con game pushed by hucksters out to make money teaching it.
I get 300% better projects by first prototyping a rough skeleton build very modularly and from a written spec. Lots of stubs, no big deal. Then I put flesh on the skeleton. But today's offshore labor force just writes lines of shit code, there's no central genius running the show, just crappy managers who micromanage uselessly by sprints. None of them are DaVincis, they're like the suspenders boss from Office Space.
Uh sql is pretty dumb to use for designing an accurate spheroid 6000 miles across. Just use a terrain generator instead and set it to a specific speed.
Remember, the gods are ancient and they stick with technology they know. That's why the world is coded in VB3 and runs under Win 95, Realtime Version with one interrupt.
Ive seen a dust storm turn the whole sky a really burned looking orange before, but never a dark red like that that... and the dust was obvious because the grit was everywhere and in your mouth every time you breathe in while outside.
I'd think something volcanic but the lack of screaming and fleeing suggests not, since being close enough to an eruption the whole ground would be trembling and vibrating even before any air-based shockwave arrived.
Probably the equivalent of Christmas tree lights somehow connected to the satellites.
Yes, dust is yellow to orange but not clear like this, smoke at sunset can be redder but is also hazy.
People amazed by the reactions they had so it not something they have seen before I venture to guess.
Yep, this is different from tanks running over people, completely new to them.
I think God is pissed.
Remember when it was dark as night during the day in China?
It’s 3.45 in Beijing and ALL OF A SUDDEN IT’S GONE DARK. 10 mins ago, it was light. Now it’s as dark as night #beijing #china https://twitter.com/ep_lawrence/status/1263375845210517504?lang=en
Funny, in some of the videos from China, people mentioned God was angry. So some still believe in God.
Damn, China stays coming out with all the creepy videos. There was also the one with the people on lockdown screaming out the windows of their apartments (no link, sorry).
And all the people with Covid dropping dead in the streets.
It gets dark here in TX when the clouds are storming.
I don't think there was a storm in China. Does it get that dark?
Yes, and there was a huge storm there after it got dark.
China was monotheistic from around 2200 BC until the Buddhists started introducing their own demigods. And the Nestorian Christians were well accepted in the 600s AD, also fell afoul of the Buddhists. Christianity was growing greatly in the 20th Century so the CCP stomped it.
Prep for the blood moon eclipse rituals this weekend?
And its Friday the 13th this week
It is Red Chyna - duh
Wait a minute, I've seen that blood red sky before ... it's horde night in 7 Days to Die! THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING REEEEEEE.
Red sky at night - sailor's delight. Red sky in morning, sailors take warning
What about red sky 24/7?
That means you are triple boosted.
Then Walter Pidgeon fires an atomic missile at it
Red sky 24/7, prepare for Armageddon.
(Well, it rhymes...)
It’s also an 80s song by the Fixx.
I've seen close to that on a sunset in AK, don't remember the circumstances, the tint on buildings and such was red except where artificial light hit them.
Other was a wall of rich purple and black, when a tornado was inbound. A litteral wall of black and purple. Movies cant do nature justice. The wind was being sucked towards it while it came at us, the brease made no noise, it was eerily quiet. Super cool and scary at the same time.
Red October in May.
Think mirror October would be the 5 month if you split it from July.
My mother is 83 and tells a story of when she was babysitting out in the country and looked out the window and thought the barn was on fire. Everything was red. It was the northern lights and she said she’s never seen anything like it since.
This though is on a whole other level.
Aliens landed that day.
Saw a video about it that mentioned magnetic dust falling from the sky. No clue if it's true. I was hoping to see a murky Godzilla silhouette in the red. 😐
The vid also mentioned a previous occurrence from a couple hundred years ago.
Okay, I've heard people posit a time travelling Trump theory.
Wasn't there a similar thing happening in the US where the sky turned blue?
Or is this something to do with "Rig for Red"?
The sky turned blue?! Pics or it didn't happen
Holy crap. I just looked up and the sky IS blue. The whole thing. TODAY!
;). Added the wink
Burgers and beer . NCSWIC. ;)
Lol. Watch the water (pool party).
[Double rainbow guy enters chat]
Is this a joke, haha
With any luck it’s Jesus.
Chinese media says its something to do with fog and fishing boat lights. Kind of a weird explanation
I guess their disinformation ministry is not well funded anymore
It does kind of look like the red version of what happens when turning on the brights while driving in a thick fog.
The fishing boat part sounds strange unless these people are right near the warf and for some reason the fishing boats are shining bright red lights into a fog.
What does proximity to Klingons have to do with this?
Well, this is Red China don't ya know!
Not saying it's aliens...
But it's definitely aliens.
Not saying you are right,
but you are definitely right.
no, I just changed my screensaver
Red Skies at night uh oh. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCM4_5uB1ww
Rig for Red?
All we know is the Shepards must be happy
Get yo ass to Mars!
I guess the ten plagues are coming to China
the experts with small hats will explain this to us here shortly.
It's only red in one direction. There's also lightning in the red cloud.
Red = Satanic.
"Lightning that fell from the Heavens"...
If you don’t feel like digging for the official Chinese explanation, for whatever that is worth, it is this:
Lights from fishing boats in the harbor reflected up in the fog.
At least they didn’t say weather balloons.
Oh, great, the Crisis on Infinite Earths is starting up again.