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Just_dumping_fuel 72 points ago +72 / -0

project blue beam with a twist? alien hookers bring the red light district to China.

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gnuguy 35 points ago +35 / -0

Three boobed variety?

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PLRBR 17 points ago +20 / -3

Three tits? that's awesome.

Context

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Shockadee 17 points ago +17 / -0

You should really check out the uncensored version of the movie Total Recall. Good movie too!

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PLRBR 11 points ago +11 / -0

Haha I didn't realise that was actually a thing in a movie, I was just referencing "Paul"

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Mcmurdo32 15 points ago +16 / -1

Yes in Total Recall (the older one), the hero is solicited by a three breasted prostitute. There were alot of mutations caused by solar radiation leaking through " cheap domes".

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GizzardPuke 8 points ago +9 / -1

Need an extra titty to keep the mutant arm busy, or even the conjoined fetus that pops outta your chest like an alien but makes small talk instead of busting your rib cage.

"Open your mind"

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Mcmurdo32 2 points ago +2 / -0

If I remember correctly, she went for a premium price too.

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heebiejeebie 6 points ago +6 / -0

those domes were made in china, too! (most likely)

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rottn 1 point ago +1 / -0

That was a great movie!

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JizmJunky 6 points ago +6 / -0

Douglas Quaid!!

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PepeSee 5 points ago +5 / -0

What's the level of extra stuff in the uncensored version? Like is it like Robocop, just a bit of extra gore, or anything significant?

(I guess Robocop the ED-209 scene the extra gore is justified, it sort of underscores the seriousness of the um bug....)

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Pbman2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just the 3 tits if I remember correctly

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PepeSee 3 points ago +3 / -0

HUH, that was in any version I've ever seen.

Edit: I wonder are they removing bits like this from streaming? I've heard of shit like this (I don't stream and this is one reason).

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Jamezelo 1 point ago +1 / -0

They are.. watched Harold and Kumar recently and the Asian titty cameo was removed

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Pbman2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Their is a TV version, saw it several years ago.

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VoatAnon1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

I didn’t realize there WAS an uncensored version until I realized I was watching it.

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GimmeMemes 5 points ago +5 / -0

Eccentrica Gallumbits, the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon VI.

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ShmellyTunaMelt1 5 points ago +5 / -0

2.....weeks.....

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MileHiLife 5 points ago +6 / -1

Great, now the new Avatar movie will have giant blue uber liberal chicks w 5 tits that I secretly wanna bang

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Phayte 2 points ago +2 / -0

Secretly?

Edit: just reread the liberal part...secretly was a wise word.

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HenryBowman1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

Use a fake name and never tell her where you live.

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TrumpPosse 2 points ago +2 / -0

It could be the four tit variety https://youtu.be/V-aaKTsbdVc?t=268

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VoxDawg 11 points ago +11 / -0

Eccentrica Gallumbits was not available for comment.

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Cheesecakecrush 3 points ago +3 / -0

Imagine the motorboat you could do

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catsfive 3 points ago +6 / -3

Teeny weeny, zero-gravity boots

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ApplesOrangesLemons 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol. I really appreciate reading the humor in dark times like these :) thanks all!

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GizzardPuke 7 points ago +7 / -0

......and abduct people and force them into weight loss programs.

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rooftoptendie 9 points ago +9 / -0

"all right fatty, for dinner you can have the red snapper, or what's in the box!"

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GizzardPuke 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nicely picked up on.

"What's in the box? Nothing! You are so stupid!"

Nothing like a game of "wheel of fish" for keeping it real.

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AlMurrayBuford 6 points ago +6 / -0

Always love finding UHF quotes out in the wild. Who wants a drink from the fire hose!!!!

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Sevdawn 6 points ago +6 / -0

SUPPLIES!
(Weird Al is on tour right now BTW. If he's anywhere near your town, GO. We've seen him perform many times over the years, he and his band are OUTSTANDING)

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GizzardPuke 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey, wait a minute, you aren't the pizza guys!

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Woodinleg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Schrodinger's diet?

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yannylloyd 53 points ago +53 / -0

RED WAVE!

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inspir3dgenius 10 points ago +10 / -0

Kek

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MAGAsoyboyslayer 2 points ago +2 / -0

TRUMPS BACK

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L3tsgoBrandon 51 points ago +52 / -1

Sky event?

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Darwyn 4 points ago +4 / -0

WTF? Look at the date. A few days early?

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manxom 3 points ago +5 / -2

does the sheer amount of BS being put here give you the sudden feeling that this is waaaaay more important than they want us to think?

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bubble_bursts [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Underrated comment

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Ineedsanity 4 points ago +4 / -0

^awesomesauce!^

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catsfive 36 points ago +39 / -3

They'll say it's Jesus coming, but, don't be fooled by Chinese knock-offs. This one won't last 33 days much less 33 years

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rooftoptendie 36 points ago +36 / -0

It's the new Chinese Jesus!*

*Holy Spirit sold separately

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NOTWOKE 10 points ago +10 / -0

Is Jeseus Chinese? I thought he was black? I’m losing track

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inspir3dgenius 10 points ago +10 / -0

You forgot to carry the 1, but don't worry because math is a function of whiteness

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StormzAComing 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don't forget that breathing is racism so stop breathing

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OneMoreTim3 6 points ago +6 / -0

Pontius Pilot actually described him in hia writings. Walnut colored hair with blue eyes...

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Analophigus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did you stop watching the water to make this comment? Two more weeks for you!

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HenryBowman1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

He was on vacation by the ocean. Just seriously tanned.

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ObviousStatementMan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Some Adult Assemberee Requiya!

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americanjerky 4 points ago +4 / -0

Chinesus is amongst us

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MAGAsoyboyslayer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ching Congsus

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HenryTheRed 27 points ago +27 / -0

Test lighting the firmament in prep for that "alien invasion"?

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RustyShackleford777 6 points ago +6 / -0

Gonna be the "war of the worlds" of our era.

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amarQ144 17 points ago +17 / -0

effected their speech too

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inspir3dgenius 12 points ago +12 / -0

I think that's just how Chinese sounds

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John_Mac_n_Cheese 8 points ago +8 / -0

Mandarin, you uncultured pleb.

(Sorry, just wanted to be "that guy")

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inspir3dgenius 8 points ago +8 / -0

When I was in high school there was an Albanian kid in my class who was drawing Chinese characters down a page and we were all amazed.

I asked him how he knew to write like that and he said:

Bro, it's easy. You just draw a house!

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bubble_bursts [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

While trying to learning Japanese I started learning a bunch of these characters (they both share the same symbols) and I must say its pretty interesting how they take different symbols and add them together to make complex symbols. But in the end I find it very impractical because even to be able read basic text, you need to learn minimum 2000 symbols :(

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John_Mac_n_Cheese 0 points ago +1 / -1

He wasn't wrong lol.

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Monco121 2 points ago +2 / -0

^doots for "uncultured pleb" usage, that guy.

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amarQ144 7 points ago +7 / -0

Chinese you say...hmmmm

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naahbruh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh wreawry?

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MichaelConservative 5 points ago +5 / -0

The vaccine effected their speech. 🤣

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Snake 5 points ago +5 / -0

I can't understand a single word.

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BrandonGoesWild76 17 points ago +17 / -0

Simulation programmers accidentally switched sky.background_color to (255,0,0)

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DZP1 7 points ago +7 / -0

We get this all the time when the Earth_Parameters.sql file gets corrupted. It's what happens when the manager hires offshore programming labor and uses Agile. The newbies commit poorly tested code.

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bubble_bursts [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Agile

Of all the gibberish I hated in tech, Agile was the worst.

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DZP1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Agile is a methodology for incompetent managers and it has been pushed by con artists for too long.

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ClottyJohnson 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think originally "agile" was something along the lines of: let programmers just get on with programming and stop smothering them with management crap. Naturally, managers then enforced dozens of "agile methodologies" and procedures and other management crap.

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DZP1 2 points ago +2 / -0

It started as a methodology claimed to eliminate the errors and rigidity of waterfall programming done from a spec. Any idiot knows that you have to start from a clean and valid skeleton, but Agile kind of said that wasn't necessary. But it was like building a car by starting with the wiring harnesses and not with the frame then engine. Agile was such a giant con game pushed by hucksters out to make money teaching it.

I get 300% better projects by first prototyping a rough skeleton build very modularly and from a written spec. Lots of stubs, no big deal. Then I put flesh on the skeleton. But today's offshore labor force just writes lines of shit code, there's no central genius running the show, just crappy managers who micromanage uselessly by sprints. None of them are DaVincis, they're like the suspenders boss from Office Space.

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StormzAComing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Uh sql is pretty dumb to use for designing an accurate spheroid 6000 miles across. Just use a terrain generator instead and set it to a specific speed.

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DZP1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Remember, the gods are ancient and they stick with technology they know. That's why the world is coded in VB3 and runs under Win 95, Realtime Version with one interrupt.

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bubble_bursts [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol

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impera 15 points ago +15 / -0

Ive seen a dust storm turn the whole sky a really burned looking orange before, but never a dark red like that that... and the dust was obvious because the grit was everywhere and in your mouth every time you breathe in while outside.

I'd think something volcanic but the lack of screaming and fleeing suggests not, since being close enough to an eruption the whole ground would be trembling and vibrating even before any air-based shockwave arrived.

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Enlightenment_Now 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably the equivalent of Christmas tree lights somehow connected to the satellites.

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inquimous 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, dust is yellow to orange but not clear like this, smoke at sunset can be redder but is also hazy.

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maninthehighcastle 14 points ago +14 / -0

People amazed by the reactions they had so it not something they have seen before I venture to guess.

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bubble_bursts [S] 30 points ago +30 / -0

Yep, this is different from tanks running over people, completely new to them.

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DrMcCoy 9 points ago +9 / -0

I think God is pissed.

Remember when it was dark as night during the day in China?

It’s 3.45 in Beijing and ALL OF A SUDDEN IT’S GONE DARK. 10 mins ago, it was light. Now it’s as dark as night #beijing #china https://twitter.com/ep_lawrence/status/1263375845210517504?lang=en

Funny, in some of the videos from China, people mentioned God was angry. So some still believe in God.

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John_Mac_n_Cheese 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn, China stays coming out with all the creepy videos. There was also the one with the people on lockdown screaming out the windows of their apartments (no link, sorry).

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45-4KAG 2 points ago +2 / -0

And all the people with Covid dropping dead in the streets.

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yudsfpbc 1 point ago +1 / -0

It gets dark here in TX when the clouds are storming.

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DrMcCoy 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't think there was a storm in China. Does it get that dark?

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yudsfpbc 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, and there was a huge storm there after it got dark.

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inquimous 1 point ago +1 / -0

China was monotheistic from around 2200 BC until the Buddhists started introducing their own demigods. And the Nestorian Christians were well accepted in the 600s AD, also fell afoul of the Buddhists. Christianity was growing greatly in the 20th Century so the CCP stomped it.

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sleepydude 11 points ago +11 / -0

https://www.space.com/total-lunar-eclipse-may-2022-must-see-event

Prep for the blood moon eclipse rituals this weekend?

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bubble_bursts [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Looks interesting!

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Analophigus 6 points ago +6 / -0

And its Friday the 13th this week

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TheBman 10 points ago +10 / -0

It is Red Chyna - duh

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Magpi 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wait a minute, I've seen that blood red sky before ... it's horde night in 7 Days to Die! THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING REEEEEEE.

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Razo 7 points ago +8 / -1

Red sky at night - sailor's delight. Red sky in morning, sailors take warning

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Cyberhawk 8 points ago +8 / -0

What about red sky 24/7?

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AngelCole 15 points ago +15 / -0

You fooked.

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bubble_bursts [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

That means you are triple boosted.

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fervordanbek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Then Walter Pidgeon fires an atomic missile at it

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ClottyJohnson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Red sky 24/7, prepare for Armageddon.

(Well, it rhymes...)

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RS34ME 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s also an 80s song by the Fixx.

https://www.lyrics.com/lyric/27237716/The+Fixx/Red+Skies

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Rooks 6 points ago +6 / -0

I've seen close to that on a sunset in AK, don't remember the circumstances, the tint on buildings and such was red except where artificial light hit them.

Other was a wall of rich purple and black, when a tornado was inbound. A litteral wall of black and purple. Movies cant do nature justice. The wind was being sucked towards it while it came at us, the brease made no noise, it was eerily quiet. Super cool and scary at the same time.

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TheShrimpPimp 6 points ago +6 / -0

Red October in May.

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Tassie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Think mirror October would be the 5 month if you split it from July.

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Tradstew 6 points ago +6 / -0

Biblical

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Mrs.Frostbite 5 points ago +5 / -0

My mother is 83 and tells a story of when she was babysitting out in the country and looked out the window and thought the barn was on fire. Everything was red. It was the northern lights and she said she’s never seen anything like it since.

This though is on a whole other level.

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bubble_bursts [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Aliens landed that day.

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Recyclops 5 points ago +7 / -2

Saw a video about it that mentioned magnetic dust falling from the sky. No clue if it's true. I was hoping to see a murky Godzilla silhouette in the red. 😐

The vid also mentioned a previous occurrence from a couple hundred years ago.

https://youtu.be/dCJD0vRrhHw

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CaptainQirk 4 points ago +5 / -1

Okay, I've heard people posit a time travelling Trump theory.

Wasn't there a similar thing happening in the US where the sky turned blue?

Or is this something to do with "Rig for Red"?

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Zi0ns_walls 12 points ago +12 / -0

The sky turned blue?! Pics or it didn't happen

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NOTWOKE 16 points ago +16 / -0

Holy crap. I just looked up and the sky IS blue. The whole thing. TODAY!

;). Added the wink

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M-I-vet 7 points ago +7 / -0

OMG !!!11 What does it mean ?!?!

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NOTWOKE 9 points ago +9 / -0

Burgers and beer . NCSWIC. ;)

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John_Mac_n_Cheese 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol. Watch the water (pool party).

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ObviousStatementMan 6 points ago +6 / -0

[Double rainbow guy enters chat]

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catsfive 7 points ago +10 / -3

Is this a joke, haha

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BeaconOfLight86 4 points ago +4 / -0

With any luck it’s Jesus.

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theghostofryan 4 points ago +5 / -1

Chinese media says its something to do with fog and fishing boat lights. Kind of a weird explanation

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bubble_bursts [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

I guess their disinformation ministry is not well funded anymore

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Forthelead 3 points ago +3 / -0

It does kind of look like the red version of what happens when turning on the brights while driving in a thick fog.

The fishing boat part sounds strange unless these people are right near the warf and for some reason the fishing boats are shining bright red lights into a fog.

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HenryBowman1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

What does proximity to Klingons have to do with this?

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Marius 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, this is Red China don't ya know!

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JackieDaytona74 3 points ago +4 / -1

Not saying it's aliens...

But it's definitely aliens.

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bubble_bursts [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not saying you are right,

but you are definitely right.

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Hortance 2 points ago +2 / -0

no, I just changed my screensaver

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WeekoWolf 3 points ago +5 / -2

Red Skies at night uh oh. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCM4_5uB1ww

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Vindicator63 6 points ago +6 / -0

Aaaaah, The Fixx. Good band. Saved By Zero my favorite tune from them. Good beat.

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slevinwind 3 points ago +4 / -1

Rig for Red?

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PLRBR 3 points ago +4 / -1

All we know is the Shepards must be happy

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RustyShackleford777 3 points ago +3 / -0

Get yo ass to Mars!

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StormzAComing 3 points ago +3 / -0

I guess the ten plagues are coming to China

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HairyWBush 3 points ago +3 / -0

the experts with small hats will explain this to us here shortly.

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S11houette 3 points ago +4 / -1

It's only red in one direction. There's also lightning in the red cloud.

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John_Mac_n_Cheese 1 point ago +1 / -0

Red = Satanic.

"Lightning that fell from the Heavens"...

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DeepDMingDeep 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you don’t feel like digging for the official Chinese explanation, for whatever that is worth, it is this:

Lights from fishing boats in the harbor reflected up in the fog.

At least they didn’t say weather balloons.

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PhantomStranger 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh, great, the Crisis on Infinite Earths is starting up again.

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MathletesFoot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Great A'Tuin got caught at a red light.

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QuackiChan 3 points ago +4 / -1

Appears to be a fresh hell lol

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justThisGuyYouKnow 3 points ago +5 / -2

It could be a solar storm

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SirCamembert 12 points ago +12 / -0

Do you always just make bullshit suggestions?

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rooftoptendie 26 points ago +26 / -0

it could be ketchup.

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muhqtardtho 16 points ago +16 / -0

Maybe it's mabeline

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VulgarProfit 7 points ago +7 / -0

Calgon take me away.. from the new world order

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rooftoptendie 8 points ago +8 / -0

Today, we're secretly replacing the Luciferian's fresh ground adreno with rich, dark sparkling Folger's crystals. Let's see if they can tell the difference.

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polish_snausage 7 points ago +7 / -0

😂🤣😂

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CirclebackGinger 7 points ago +7 / -0

Omg! Now I have that jingle from the 90’s/00’s stuck in my head! 🤦🏼‍♀️😂😂

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John_Mac_n_Cheese 5 points ago +5 / -0

But we didn't know she actually was born with it.

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CirclebackGinger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dead! Bahahahahaha 🤣 Gosh I love GAW and everyone’s sense of humor here! 😂❤️

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John_Mac_n_Cheese 1 point ago +1 / -0

<3

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bubble_bursts [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you haven't listened to "Ah McCain, you've done it again" consider yourself lucky!

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335K 5 points ago +5 / -0

😂😂😂😂

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StormzAComing 3 points ago +3 / -0

What?

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SpaceForceTribunals 3 points ago +4 / -1

That’s some stranger things shit!

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PeaceAndLovePatriot 3 points ago +5 / -2

Looks like California every summer during the fires.

Glad I left that shit hole.

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wantstogomoon 3 points ago +3 / -0

wildfires can do that to the sky but damn who knows

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lsvogel 2 points ago +4 / -2

Chemicals for gassing their own people...

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Jappletime 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nukes incoming!

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Beltway 2 points ago +3 / -1

Looks like a fire happened.

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Sadtohear 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably just eharp to cause storms In Russia

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NZ_Walter 2 points ago +2 / -0

We had something like that in New Zealand a couple of years ago. It was put down to the setting sun combining with the smoke from the NSW fires that had drifted across the Tasman Sea. Quite a plausible possibility

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5DWeBe 2 points ago +2 / -0

How do you add a q post directly into the comment?

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bubble_bursts [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

Type this without spaces:

u/ #q1234

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5DWeBe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you!! Found a post I believe fits the red sky to the day. u/#q4149

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Toranpu 2 points ago +2 / -0

this red wave ain't no joke =)

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yannylloyd 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sand storm coming in from nearby Morocco! lol