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rooftoptendie 39 points ago +39 / -0

That is going on my top 10 list of best usernames ever.

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BasedInFact 15 points ago +15 / -0

Inspired.

I’d have also accepted “HotDurhamWater”.

https://www.stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Ham-Water.gif

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PepeSee 10 points ago +10 / -0

LOL now that you point it out I'm like errrr not sure

"We've basted him in real creamery butter." - MST3k (The Outlaw, I think)

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Infidel440 4 points ago +4 / -0

Love mst3k so much and everything else they’ve done.

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ChronicMetamorphosis 1 point ago +1 / -0

I used to sync up Rifftrax audio files with DVDs. Those were the days.

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Infidel440 1 point ago +1 / -0

I still do now and then, good times.

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CQVFEFE 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mike, Kevin and Bill are so funny (even if liberal faggots) that I'd probably own every Rifftrax riff, if I could ever figure out how to sync them up with a movie. Reading the directions puts me off it every time.

Being technologically inept is saving me thousand$! :)

I could watch the MST3K DVD of The Leech Woman every month and never get tired of it.

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Infidel440 1 point ago +1 / -0

How about MANOS, hands of fate? 😂

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Infidel440 1 point ago +1 / -0

My favorite rifftrax though are hands down No retreat No Surrender, and Samurai Cop😂

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CQVFEFE 1 point ago +1 / -0

Got that one on DVD too. SOOO incredibly bad! It's great

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PepeSee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mike Nelson is conservative actually, or at least was last I checked.

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CQVFEFE 1 point ago +1 / -0

He puts in little liberal quips now and again, like the other two but less so. Much more snark for righties than lefties.

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ChronicMetamorphosis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nowadays there is MST3k and Rifftrax on Pluto and Tubi for free.

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ChronicMetamorphosis 1 point ago +1 / -0

"If you're wondering how he eats and breathes, and other science facts, just repeat to yourself 'it's just a show, I should really just relax'."

No truer words have been spoken for internet fandoms universally.

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PepeSee 3 points ago +3 / -0

Relax, don't do it...

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Podger 1 point ago +1 / -0

When you want to go to it

Relax, don't do it

When you want to come

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Dardar 1 point ago +1 / -0

But shoot it in the right direction.

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Infidel440 2 points ago +2 / -0

I always sing “I should go and get some snacks” instead.

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farpointpatriot 29 points ago +29 / -0

Biden then names all 3 branches: Nina Pinta Santa Maria

Full disclosure ... I stole that from someone on Gab. I love it though 😂

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7Nick9 4 points ago +4 / -0

Freaking hilarious !! 🤣

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lovetrumpshat 3 points ago +3 / -0

I laughed out loud when I read that 😂

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nanopercentcherokee 24 points ago +24 / -0

Actually, Biden's full reply was as follows...

Q Mr. President, why do you believe so many Americans believe that your administration is not doing enough to combat inflation? And do you believe that you and your administration bear some measure of responsibility for the inflation that we’re seeing across the country?

THE PRESIDENT: The first is, we’re in power. That’s the first thing. And you — justifiably right, we control all three branches of government.

Well, we don’t really. We have 50/50 in the Senate. You need 60 votes to get major things done. I’ve been pushing the things I’ve been proposing here, as you’ve heard me speak to today, since I got in office. And I have — I need to get 60 votes to be able to even pass them. Number one.

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67Vert 8 points ago +8 / -0

Thank you

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heckems 8 points ago +8 / -0

TY. I'm sick of these "click-bait" vids and posts which are basically nothing burgers

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luthienli 2 points ago +2 / -0

this is exactly what they did with trumps clips to make people hate him

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heckems 2 points ago +2 / -0

100%. don't like it either way. waste of my time

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BetterNameUnfound 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is a good use of an "actually." It's not an "ACKSHUALLY".

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nanopercentcherokee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, I felt a bit awkward using a libtard appropriated word in its correct grammatical way...

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CQVFEFE 2 points ago +2 / -0

we control all three branches of government. Well, we don’t really. We have 50/50 in the Senate.

GHOD the idiot actually thinks the three branches are the WH, House, and Senate! He ACTUALLY BELIEVES THIS.

And the guy he's standing in for, Joe Biden, was a senator for half a fucking century!

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BasedInFact 7 points ago +7 / -0

🤦‍♂️

Resident Pudding strikes again.

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DIAFhillary 6 points ago +6 / -0

You guys have to watch the latest video on the White House facebook page. holy shit what a shit show. They fuck with his microphone half the time. The translator is like WTF?

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Callmejuls 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have a deaf cousin who always has fingers flying with all kinds of expression

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HenryBowman1984 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why have ASL translators when they can simply close caption faster and easier??

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PepeSee 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm so sick of this fucking virtue signaling pure d'crap.

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GA_Logic 1 point ago +1 / -0

This movie is great!

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identiynill 4 points ago +5 / -1

Guess it depends on what he means by the branches. He would be correct if he's talking about legislative, executive, and judicial. Or is he talking about house, senate, and white House? Interesting...

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Tooshort 2 points ago +3 / -1

Of course the full statement was cut out to push more false hopium.

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DonjuantheDon 2 points ago +2 / -0

WOOPS, there goes that old pedo saying the quiet part out loud again.

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lovecymru 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because you appear and claim to have power, all blame for every failure will also go to you

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Munchaussen 2 points ago +2 / -0

A “17” second video too. Nice.

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VulgarProfit 2 points ago +3 / -1

It's taken out of context, vid is crap.

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EmyAmeGPGM 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well first of all, the three branches of government are executive, legislature and judicial. This moron thinks they are the presidency, congress and senate. And not one reporter in the room knows this?

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CQVFEFE 2 points ago +2 / -0

This moron thinks they are the presidency, congress and senate.

Lemme FTFY

This moron thinks they are the presidency, House, and senate.

Congress = House + Senate

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DeathRayDesigner 1 point ago +1 / -0

Honestly, it makes more sense if they are Moe, Larry, and Curly.

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CQVFEFE 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's another one of these idiots who think the three branches of our government are the White House, the House of Representatives, and the Senate...

...and he was a senator for half a fucking century. God what a moron.