posted ago by rooftoptendie ago by rooftoptendie +80 / -0

So there we was fightin about his pedo-art post.

I said 'you don't have proof this is an actual pedo'

He said 'come ON dude, I mean just LOOK at the thing for cryin out loud! give me a break.'

I said 'don't call it pedo.'

we fought. it was retarded. (you could go into my recent post history and look it up if you want to check it out) but THEN! we kept talking it out, and this friggin GENIUS u/CaptainQirk says 'we should have a word that's not out-and-out pedo, but is stronger than groomer. How bout ULTRA-GROOMER.'


This is 5D keks. I say we use it whenever possible and/or appropriate. He just invented a new useful word for us. Just thought I'd share. Shadilay, frens.

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bubble_bursts 13 points ago +13 / -0

Come here for Awakening, stay here for these kinds of moments!

Dirty30 10 points ago +10 / -0

Ultra- Groomer! This is history happening right before our eyes! Well done!

rooftoptendie [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

u/CaptainQirk LOOK AT THE FLAIR kekekekekek

CaptainQirk 9 points ago +9 / -0


And so it begins.

Shadilay, you master of Keks.

I didn't even think of having a flair! I was however working on some Ultra Groomer memes! Thanks for publicizing it out of the depths of a thread.

Gotta say though, a passionate argument ain't a fight!

rooftoptendie [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

>I didn't even think of having a flair!

mods are the only ones who can create flairs like that. i'd be lookin at bubblebursts over der. betcha he made it.

CaptainQirk 7 points ago +7 / -0

Kek. Cheers Mods and/or bubblebursts!

PowderRoomPolitics 4 points ago +4 / -0

I remember requesting a groomer flair- really liked it,

HunnyB 7 points ago +7 / -0

I went and looked at that thread, and that statue, great googly moogly!

While I agree with you on most things my friend, this time I think Qirk is right.

I'm not getting into a debate on the subject just making my two cents known.

I do love the term ultra groomer.

rooftoptendie [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

i would contentedly agree that it looks "ULTRA-GROOMER".

CherokeePede 6 points ago +6 / -0

Can we add a mouse silhouette to it???


CaptainQirk 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kek. This. A rainbow-flag textured Mickey head, perhaps?

Strelnieks 5 points ago +5 / -0

I just wanna say that statue has gotta be one of the most retarded public art installations I've ever seen. It's just terrible on every critiquable level.

rooftoptendie [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

well personally I think it IS gross, and - as is customary for public sculpture - is definitely not "art". Imagine if you had to live next to that thing. Also, imagine if you had to live next to that thing day in and day out, and say maybe your car won't start and you end up getting fired over it, or maybe someone you love dies, and you wake up the next day, and STILL this thing is sitting there, just passively making a mockery of your very existence...

I give it two marxist thumbs up, that's for sure.

inutterable 3 points ago +3 / -0
  1. Take the Goku "Could this be Ultra Instinct" meme and shoop instinct to Groomer

  2. Combine with questionable stills from Disney shows and cartoons, Brandon hair sniffing, Freudian Dem quotes, etc.

  3. Increase overall winning by at least 45%.

Enjoy, frens.

Vests123 2 points ago +2 / -0

Coming up with Ultra-Groomer didn't even take a team and months of research, like the Left took to come up with Ultra-MAGA!

Good one!

merf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well shit then you have to have the GROOMER KING right?