1 Nation Comes Together During Tragedy To Engage In Tradition Of Hateful Bickering Politics

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-comes-together-in-time-of-grieving-to-engage-in-traditional-ritual-of-arguing-and-hating-each-other

2 Biden Frantically Looking For 8,000 Troops To Deploy To Ukraine That Don't Have Myocarditis

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-frantically-looking-for-8000-troops-to-deploy-to-ukraine-that-dont-have-myocarditis

3 Only TRUE Trump Fans Will Answer All 7 Of These Questions Correctly

https://babylonbee.com/news/true-trump-fans-will-answer-7-questions-correctly

4 Legislative, Executive, And Judicial Branches Welcome Big Tech As 4th Branch Of Government

https://babylonbee.com/news/legislative-executive-and-judicial-branches-welcome-big-tech-as-4th-branch-of-government

5 Tucker Carlson Diagnosed With Resting Baffled Face

https://babylonbee.com/news/tucker-carlson-diagnosed-with-resting-baffled-face

6 Classic Rock Station Plays Song By Creed

https://babylonbee.com/news/classic-rock-station-plays-song-by-creed

7 Disney Replaces Problematic Slave Leia With Burka Leia

https://babylonbee.com/news/disney-replaces-slave-leia-with-burka-leia

8 New Disney+ Premium Service Will Send A Satanist Drag Queen To Your House To Teach Your Kids About Communism

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-disney-premium-service-will-send-a-satanist-drag-queen-to-your-house-to-teach-your-kids-about-communism

9 Kemp Prepares To Face Off Against Incumbent Governor Stacey Abrams

https://babylonbee.com/news/kemp-prepares-to-face-off-against-incumbent-governor-stacey-abrams

10 Nancy Pelosi Draws Up Articles Of Impeachment Against The Pope

https://babylonbee.com/news/nancy-pelosi-draws-up-articles-of-impeachment-against-the-pope

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