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1 Donald Trump To Star In 'Fast And Furious 10: Capitol Riot

https://babylonbee.com/news/universal-pictures-announces-donald-trump-to-star-in-fast-and-furious-10-capitol-riot

2 Trump Smites Rock With Nine-Iron, Causing It To Spew Forth Cheap Gasoline

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-smites-rock-with-nine-iron-causing-it-to-spew-forth-cheap-gasoline

3 Delivery Guy Patiently Waits 'Til You're In Bathroom To Deliver Package That Requires Signature

https://babylonbee.com/news/delivery-guy-hiding-in-the-bushes-till-youre-in-bathroom-to-deliver-signature-required-package

4 Empire Confiscates Luke Skywalker's Lightsaber Under New Red Flag Law

https://babylonbee.com/news/empire-confiscates-luke-skywalkers-lightsaber-under-new-red-flag-law

5 Winnie The Pooh Has Rifle Confiscated After Congress Passes ‘Red Flag’ Law

https://babylonbee.com/news/winnie-the-pooh-has-rifle-confiscated-after-congress-passes-red-flag-law

6 Nancy Pelosi Recommends Avoiding Pain At The Pump By Becoming A Millionaire Through Insider Trading

https://babylonbee.com/news/nancy-pelosi-recommends-avoiding-pain-at-the-pump-by-becoming-a-millionaire-through-insider-trading

7 Democrats Announce 'January 6th Hearings On Ice'

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-announce-january-6-hearings-on-ice

8 Source: Trump Cried Out 'Witness Me!' While Jumping From Car To Blow Up Democrats' War Rig

https://babylonbee.com/news/witness-claims-trump-cried-out-witness-me-while-jumping-from-car-to-sacrifice-himself-to-explode-democrats-war-rig

9 Jan. 6 Committee Says Cassidy Hutchinson Told Them That She Heard Mark Meadows Say That A Secret Service Agent’s Friend’s Cousin’s Husband Once Heard That One Of Trump’s Other Aides Said She Thinks She Heard Him Say He Wanted To 'Do An Insurrection'

https://babylonbee.com/news/jan-6-committee-says-cassidy-hutchinson-told-them-that-she-heard-mark-meadows-say-that-a-secret-service-agents-friends-cousins-husband-once-heard-that-one-of-trumps-other-aides-said-she-think

10 No One Else At Vatican Able To Receive Communion After Pelosi Drinks All The Wine

https://babylonbee.com/news/no-one-else-at-vatican-able-to-receive-communion-after-pelosi-drinks-all-the-wine

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